Yeah, the box below is a breaker box, so that would make it a meter main. The cover is pretty twisted, but I think I could bang it back out straight and repaint and have it look okay. The reason I haven't done that yet is we've been dealing with our insurance and haven't wanted to do anything that they don't like. It's also locked and I'm not sure how to unlock it. The lock-bracket thing is the square piece on the right in my second picture. Is that something that an electrician has to unlock, or is there a way that we can unlock it ourselves? If I can get if off, I'll just make it look good again, call it a day, and pocket the insurance payout
Probably not code.....but inspectors can be reasonable...if ever even noticed......But if that is just the meter cover, can you get a sheetmetal shop to fabricate a new cover ...well sealed for water......paint it up grey....??????????
(We had to make a new faceplate for an old main that was converted to a junction box...and the inspector said looks great.)
I hadn't thought of having a fab shop make us a new one. No idea how much that would cost, but I can't imagine it would take a skilled person very long to create. And I'd still come out so far ahead of the $5000 quote!
And this has nothing to do with anything....but why the heck would vandals be F'n with your meter....seems like that would be the last thing they would screw with.....too bad they didn't electrocute themselves.
And here's the great mystery, isn't it. My car's window was also smashed out and they rummaged through some stuff, so we assume it was some crack head looking to get some cash. As far as the meter, we have a couple theories: 1) they were looking for copper to steal and sell, or 2) they wanted to break into the house and the security lights were cramping their style. Not sure why they couldn't just flip the breaker switches to kill power to the house, but hey, crack heads aren't known for their critical thinking prowess--my car was completely unlocked and they still smashed out the window...

We're pretty sure that our neighbor's dog interrupted them and that he's the reason we didn't come home to a full on burglary, as he had a couple unexplained injuries after the fact. He gets plenty of treats from us now... Good boy 🐕