Ditto......Restaining is out of the question---all surfaces would need to be sanded down to clean wood---
Paint and glaze will be your best choice.
Here is a link to wet your appatite......it will at least give you an idea of what is out there.....Might want to concider replacing the doors and drawer fronts and only have to refinish the boxes.
It would be a whole lot faster and with a factory finish should last a whole lot longer. There's hundreds of companys on line that sell them.