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As you know, many states won't even deal with shoplifters under $1,500 now,
So this blonde was a cashier at a TV store on Main Street.
A man walked in, took the wide screen TV on display and ran outside.
The blonde gabbed the remote, chased the robber while shouting: You forgot the remote!
 

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Nah. The Internet is a Möbian loop.
 

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To resolve conflicts between management and staff,
I brought both sides together and asked employees to jot down key words on a flip chart.

One participant complained about management’s tendency to interfere and wrote the word nitpicking.

A manager leaped to his feet to ask, “Shouldn’t there be a hyphen between nit and picking?”
 

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I hang two at the height of those in the photo and we get a lot of hummingbirds. Usually one will be the alpha and will chase others away.
 

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This doctor, who has a successful practice, has a son, who went to medical school, graduated at the top of the class, then opened his own clinic.
son MD: Dad, what do I have to do to have a successful clinic, like you?
Dad MD: Son, always write your prescriptions illegibly, and your bills legibly.
 

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A young first grade teacher came home one day, very exhausted.
Her bf said: Wow, you look tired, and why are your eyes crossed ?
She answered: Today I worked really hard and couldn't control these obnoxious children !
 

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I suppose you all know the difference in the price of beer nuts and deer nuts.

Anyway, here's a blond joke instead:

Blondie surprised her husband with her financial acumen. She managed to sell all his hunting and fishing gear to someone for double what he said he paid for it. Her husband was so impressed that he fainted dead away.
 
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