I beenthere too.I walked across my mother's freshly mopped floor and got 'certain facts' explained to me as the dirty mop hovered inches from my face. Lesson learned.
To this day I am averse to crossing a floor that's even damp.
Great story...I heard it a little different. To settle things "the country way", they'd take turns drop-kicking each other's crotch until one said he just couldn't take any more. After the first kick, the hunter rolls around in horrible pain for a few minutes, then drags himself to his feet, gathers his strength, and announces, "OK, mister, now it's MY turn."A guy went bird hunting in the country, shot down a fairly large bird, which fell on a farmer's land. He went to retrieve it, when the farmers came out from a barn and said: Where are you going young man?
Hunter: To pick up my bird.
Farmer: Well, this bird is mine, it fell in my property and it's mine.
Hunter: But I shot it down, give me a break, I'll just take the bird and leave.
Farmer: No, we will settle this dispute the way we settles all disputes here: We will kick each other in the groin, till someone falls down and surrenders, and I'll start.
The farmer kicked the hunter so hard, but the hunter didn't fall down. It was painful, and the hunter was aching, but didn't fall.
Hunter: That was some kick. My turn.
Farmer: That's fine young man, you can have the bird.
We saw him 20 plus years ago. Heard he was coming here on the radio. The wife called and told the lady at the ticket office we wanted two tickets to the Jeffery Dahmer show, lol. Lady was really nice to the wife when she stopped laughing.Has to be referring to the Jeff Dunham character José Jalapeño, whose pepper-shaped head is mounted on a stick.
This is what I see nowGood news for the folks in LA county. They don't need to get tested. They can "just socialize."
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(Note 1: This is an actual headline I saw this morning. Yes, I posted a comment that they may want to review their headline copy.)
(Note 2: This is just an observation of a humorous unintended meaning. It is NOT a political statement, one way or the other!)