Originally Posted by Leah Frances
"I said, because there are two sides to the sink."
I think it's like his everest.
Perhaps you should help him develop a foot fetish or something less expensive than an obsession with redundant appliances.
At least with shoes, you'd get to wear them, as opposed to sporting two disposers.
Also you might remind him that while no one I know of has died of trying to own/install two disposals, several folks have died trying to conquer Mt. Everest... and, perhaps most importantly, spening money on a garbage disposal instead of a nice romantic dinner with your wife can be considered grounds for divorce, if not outright dismemberment.