"All males, save for me, that grew up around a Mom that LOVED purple and chartreuse at the same time end up gay. All little girls stuck in pink rooms end up lesbians or nut crushing wives---with tiny little rat sized dogs, with bows, in tiny little purses."
Well that explains a lot then.. I love grey and my girls always say "pink is sick and wrong" The eldest one dappled in goth, but she was limited to black clothing. No black walls. Thankfully, that stage ran its course quickly save for some facial piercings. Eh ..what are gonna do.
Nobody likes a shrew and its painful to watch a man squirm under her thumb.
And my son will make me a grandma after all.