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Old 07-30-2007, 11:33 AM   #1
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Why are husbands like hardwood flooring?



If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them.


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Old 07-30-2007, 11:23 PM   #3
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Ouch!
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I assume your floors are laid properly in your house, florcraft?
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Why are husbands like hardwood flooring?



If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them.


You are a cruel woman Yummy, but obviously observant
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I'm the "badest"
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That was pretty funny.
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People... my IQ suppose to be above average... but couldn't understand.... hints pleaase...
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.............bwaaaahahahaha
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Old 08-02-2007, 10:35 AM   #10
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OK.... I think I kind of get it... but then... not quite sure....
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...........hahahahahaha.

Now I'm not sure which post is funnier.

ha ha haaaa
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Ok, Kui****g, I will try to explain.

When you "lay" someone, it is a slang way of saying when you have sex with them.

So it's basically a play on words.

So, if you have sex with the husband right the first time, then you can walk all over him, (which means the wife can do anything she wants. )

Does this help?
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I give her a foot massage and everyone is happy......oh yeah

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Ok, Kui****g, I will try to explain.

When you "lay" someone, it is a slang way of saying when you have sex with them.

So it's basically a play on words.

So, if you have sex with the husband right the first time, then you can walk all over him, (which means the wife can do anything she wants. )

Does this help?
Very kind of you to try to explain YUMMY, but if you have to explain that one, I still don't think it's going to register.

By the way, can you explain to me how to "play on words" since you are so kind. Sorry, in a sarcastic mood this evening, and just could not pass the chance to yank your chain.
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People... my IQ suppose to be above average... but couldn't understand.... hints pleaase...
well there's street smarts and book smarts... maybe you should hit the streets

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