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yummy mummy 07-30-2007 12:33 PM

Flooring joke
 
Why are husbands like hardwood flooring?



If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them.

:laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

SecretSquirrel 07-30-2007 12:56 PM

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Floorwizard 07-31-2007 12:23 AM

Ouch!

yummy mummy 07-31-2007 12:32 AM

florcraft
 
I assume your floors are laid properly in your house, florcraft? :wink:

troubleseeker 08-01-2007 10:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by yummy mummy (Post 55243)
Why are husbands like hardwood flooring?



If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them.

:laughing: :laughing: :laughing:


You are a cruel woman Yummy, but obviously observant:yes:

yummy mummy 08-02-2007 12:23 AM

I'm the "badest" :wink:

Jeekinz 08-02-2007 11:12 AM

That was pretty funny.

KUIPORNG 08-02-2007 11:19 AM

People... my IQ suppose to be above average... but couldn't understand.... hints pleaase...

Jeekinz 08-02-2007 11:30 AM

.............bwaaaahahahaha

KUIPORNG 08-02-2007 11:35 AM

OK.... I think I kind of get it... but then... not quite sure....

Jeekinz 08-02-2007 11:37 AM

...........hahahahahaha.

Now I'm not sure which post is funnier.

ha ha haaaa

yummy mummy 08-02-2007 04:59 PM

Kuiporng
 
Ok, Kui****g, I will try to explain.

When you "lay" someone, it is a slang way of saying when you have sex with them.

So it's basically a play on words.

So, if you have sex with the husband right the first time, then you can walk all over him, (which means the wife can do anything she wants. )

Does this help? :wink:

yknotdoit 08-02-2007 07:34 PM

I give her a foot massage and everyone is happy......oh yeah

Michael

troubleseeker 08-02-2007 10:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by yummy mummy (Post 55932)
Ok, Kui****g, I will try to explain.

When you "lay" someone, it is a slang way of saying when you have sex with them.

So it's basically a play on words.

So, if you have sex with the husband right the first time, then you can walk all over him, (which means the wife can do anything she wants. )

Does this help? :wink:

Very kind of you to try to explain YUMMY, but if you have to explain that one, I still don't think it's going to register.

By the way, can you explain to me how to "play on words" since you are so kind. Sorry, in a sarcastic mood this evening, and just could not pass the chance to yank your chain.:jester:

johnny331 08-02-2007 11:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KUI****G (Post 55896)
People... my IQ suppose to be above average... but couldn't understand.... hints pleaase...

well there's street smarts and book smarts... maybe you should hit the streets :thumbup:


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