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beenthere 01-20-2010 09:07 PM

Wow, I got money coming
 
LOL...

Just got this in my email.


FROM: TIDJANETHIAM1I@YMAIL.COM.
Attention please,
Are you aware that your name/data's was used by One Mr Ferguson to Execute
a huge Project in Dubai as his Affiliates person Abroad?
The former Chief Executive Officer of the Bank Plc Mr Mark Tucker did made
series of communication contact to you about this issue but you bluntly
refused to acknowledge the Banks messages, Mr Ferguson was questioned by
My Bank's former Chief Executive Officer when he opened up and pleaded for
your understanding and then made a Compensation of the Sum of Five Hundred
Thousand United State Dollars only {$500,000} that he has in One of his
"Secret coded Vault code of My Bank" to you.

Since Mr Mark K. Ferguson whom made the compensation to you due to the
fact that he used your name to Execute a Project in Dubai without your
consent, did fervently pleaded that My Bank for an assistance be rendered
to you in the area of the Fund's Compulsory Legal clearance fee's but for
the fact that "a Secret Vault coded deposit Fund's" of this nature has a
binding law which states that, the purported claimant's {you in this case}
shall directly pay the 10% of the Total deposited Coded $500,000 Vault
Fund's Legal clearance Fee's to be used to secure the Compulsory "British
Legal Claim's clearance Authorization papers" in your favor's, first.

Furtherance to the procurement of the said Legal papers in your name and
the Compulsory 10% Legal Documents Fee's, be notified that, My Bank have
Two Free clearance Financing instrument/options You are advised to
carefully read and Choose any of the options as stated bellow, to enable
My Bank first send you the $50,000 Compulsory "British Legal Claim's
clearance Fee's through you option you have chosen, so that you could
re-direct it back to for the Documents procurement: This is because the
Legal Document is the only Legal Authority that would enable me instruct
that $500,000 Fund's be decoded and taken out the Bank Secret Vault code
and brought directly to you as a package in your Country through an
Official Diplomatic direct payment system.

SINCE YOU ARE MEANT NOT TO SPEND YOUR OWN MONEY, THE TWO FREE CLEARANCE
INSTRUMENT/OPTIONS YOU ARE MEANT TO CHOOSE ONE AND ACT ON, ARE:
Option {i}, You are meant to urgently provide us any of your "Wellsfargo"
Bank Account or you can simply open a new wellsfargo Bank Account that has
an ATM card {www.wellsfargo.com}, this would enable My Office to first
send you the British claim's Legal Authorization $50,000 Fee's for you to
re-direct it back for the procurement of the British claim's Legal
Authorization Papers in your names first by the British Agency in charge,
in other to get the coded Fund's decoded which is needed before the
$500,000 be brought directly to you at your place.
Option {ii}; Its a process whereby the "British Legal Claim's clearance
Authorization papers" is procured in your name by proxy, so that the
$50,000 Legal Fee's would be Officially taken back to the Office of the
British Agency that issued the Legal paper to you by Proxy, this said
$50,000 Legal Fee's would deducted from the $500,000 by the Officials that
would directly release to you at your place through an Official
Diplomatic direct payment system, The only thing you are meant to do in
other to be able to exploit this Option {ii} is that, YOU WOULD JUST SHOW
A VERIFYABLE EVIDENCE OF $1,000 US DOLLARS MONEYGRAMS PAYMENT THAT YOU
WOULD PAY TO YOURSELF AND FROM YOURSELF. The only condition about the
verifiable MoneyGrams Payment is that, you would use Your own name/your
own Address in your Country as the sender's address but you would use My
Bank's Official Address {Laurence Pountney Hill, London EC4R OHH England}
or I can give you any of My Bank's Affiliates Office Addresses in USA as
your own receiver's Address as you pay the Money to yourself as
applicable.
As soon as you makes the payment as stated above in this option, the
British Agency in charge would just verify it online that you have made
the simple deposit Payment as stated, Immediately the verification is done
you would then go back to withdraw the Money you ealier deposited back to
yourself, the verification is what the British Agency would, so that they
could grant/Approve the "British Legal Claim's clearance Authorization
papers in your names by proxy, this would enable My Bank coded the decoded
$500,000 Fund's and get it brought directly to you as a package in your
Country through an Official Diplomatic direct payment system, so that you
could personally sign every needed Legal Document with us directly in your
place or in your House, to enable the $80 % of $500,000 be released to you
immediately we have deducted 20% of from the $500,000 being the 10% Legal
clearance Fee's made to you by Proxy and another 10% of $500,000 being My
Bank Official cost of bringing the package to you via the stated Official
diplomatic/secured payment methodology.
If you have chosen the option {ii}, I would advise that you act quickly so
that I, My Daughter together with the Banks Official diplomatic payment
Officials could come together to your place with your $500,000 package by
next weekend when I and My Daughter would be coming to your Country this
Month at the commencement of My annual Leave.
First, Find the Two Attached Sample pictures of the saved Vault coded
Fund's as the counting/the Fund's was made in My Bank. As the new Chief
Executive Officer of the Bank get back to us via:
TIDJANETHIAM1I@YMAIL.COM to enable this
<securitydepartment@prudentialbk-insuranceplc.com> Restricted Official Box
be used to communicate to you, you would need to send us your cell phone
number for a direct voice talk. As attested therein in these advertorial
sites be updated with the fact that Mr Mark Tucker has left the Bank:
www.google.com/hostednews/afp/article/ALeqM5idV_ciL2LT0rmp8K6QEeCWGiy2lQ.
Your's Truly.
Tidjane Thiam.
Chief Executive Officer.
Prudential Bank Plc London {An affiliate of Vungtau Bank Plc}.
Laurence Pountney Hill, London EC4R OHH.
Securitydepartment@prudentialbk-insuranceplc.com{ Restricted}.
http://www.prudential.co.uk/prudenti...ple/structure/.
I am already back to my Base in UK out of PA in USA and can now be Called
in England via: +44-703-598-7997.
Office in USA: SARGENT'S COURT REPORTUAL INC. 174 E College Ave Bellefonte
PA in USA & in ATLANTA USA. +1-814-796-7443.


You know this has to be true. ROFL

Only about the 1,000th of this type I've received.

jlhaslip 01-20-2010 09:37 PM

are you going to share with us?

:lol:

beenthere 01-20-2010 09:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jlhaslip (Post 386476)
are you going to share with us?

:lol:

LOL... You gonna donate the 1000 bucks. :laughing:

Leah Frances 01-20-2010 10:54 PM

Lucky Dog!

3 legged dog 01-21-2010 12:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beenthere (Post 386480)
LOL... You gonna donate the 1000 bucks. :laughing:

I'll donate the $1000, but you'll need to leave a $500 deposit with me. :yes:

beenthere 01-21-2010 12:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 3 legged dog (Post 386524)
I'll donate the $1000, but you'll need to leave a $500 deposit with me. :yes:


Ok. But it will be a check for $500.00 drawn on a Nigerian bank. :laughing:

3 legged dog 01-21-2010 12:19 AM

:laughing:

chrisn 01-21-2010 04:50 AM

If you actually read all that you deserve $500,000:eek:

beenthere 01-21-2010 05:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chrisn (Post 386549)
If you actually read all that you deserve $500,000:eek:


LOL... The grammar is too poor to read the whole thing.

DangerMouse 01-21-2010 08:38 AM

well that's odd.... i sent in my $1,000 and it disappeared!
hmmm, i probably did something wrong...
i know! i'll just send another $1,000!

heh heh heh

DM

Mr Chips 01-21-2010 09:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DangerMouse (Post 386573)
well that's odd.... i sent in my $1,000 and it disappeared!
hmmm, i probably did something wrong...
i know! i'll just send another $1,000!

heh heh heh

DM

did something wrong? aren't you the guy who is known for making things disappear?

beenthere 01-21-2010 02:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Chips (Post 386600)
did something wrong? aren't you the guy who is known for making things disappear?


LOL...

Here DM, I'll give you my other account number.

DangerMouse 01-21-2010 02:28 PM

they found the second $1,000! yay!
now all i need to do is send this $5,000 "URA DUMASS" fee (whatever that is) and they'll send me the money! woohoo!

gee, i can't wait....

DM


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