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Old 09-28-2010, 02:20 AM   #1
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From now on, when things go bad, we can blame it on the UFOs.

Today, the Air Force is telling about the UFO encounters from the past.

If Aliens can screw with our Nuclear silos, then it makes sense they could be the cause of cracking drywall joints, stopped up drains, weak trusses, erratic garage door openers, your truck not starting, (when you're already 29 min late), wife *****in about absolutely nuthin', cold coffee, and a host of other things/maladies.

If those Greys are really that short, I need to hire some to do crawlspace and attic work.

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Old 09-28-2010, 08:53 AM   #2
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This is the only way to stop UFOs:


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Earlier this year I had to put a "paranormal phenomena" disclaimer in my home inspection contract due the increasing number of requests I have been receiving for such investigations! (For starters, to what "standard" would I inspect... the script from Ghost Busters?)

And I really do believe that this has something to do with the proliferation of "Ghost Buster" type shows - some people just can not make the distinction between reality and entertainment.

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Discussing this with another inspector, they pointed me here:

"Home Buyers Have New Option: Paranormal Inspections Salem-News.com"

"We use everything from the most modern equipment available to us to the inclusion of psychics, clairvoyants and/or clergy members custom-tailored to the clients' preferences, and spiritual orientation,.."

http://www.salem-news.com/articles/f...2010/ophir.php

Yikes!

"Most modern equipment, indeed"!

Maybe, a digital dousing rod?
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Old 09-28-2010, 11:52 AM   #4
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Why can't I just hire that short, freaky lady from "Poltergeist" and have her walk around saying "This house is clean"???
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They're getting bolder.....
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I read an article yesterday that indicated that the UN has appointed an ambassador to communicate with aliens when they arrive. I didn't read the whole thing, just enough to shrug and roll my eyes.
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I read an article yesterday that indicated that the UN has appointed an ambassador to communicate with aliens when they arrive. I didn't read the whole thing, just enough to shrug and roll my eyes.
Gosh, I wonder what that person's resume looks like...
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Why can't I just hire that short, freaky lady from "Poltergeist" and have her walk around saying "This house is clean"???
Because she's dead.

Of course, she still may be able to help out.

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The Chinese have closed at least one airport, three times this year because of UFO's. You just need aluminum foil hats and they will leave you alone because they can;t read your mind.
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Well there's your proof that UFO's do exist.

If the UFO's were man-made, the words 'Made In China' would be stamped on the bottom and the Chinese wouldn't have had to shut the airport down.
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They're getting bolder.....

So this is why Hydro bills are so high! The UFOs are stealing our electricity!
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So this is why Hydro bills are so high! The UFOs are stealing our electricity!
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So this is why Hydro bills are so high! The UFOs are stealing our electricity!

Those bastards, they killed Kenny!
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With the news about UFO's around Nuclear silos, the appointing of the extraterrestrial ambassador in the UN, and the recent discovery of the Goldilocks planet (most earth-like planet found to date), it's really starting to look like there's really something out there.

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