Things not to bother the dispatcher about
The police have more important things to deal with than your disappointing sandwich
Emergency (n.): A serious, unexpected, and often dangerous situation requiring immediate action.
Please keep this definition in mind when dialing 9-1-1. Ask yourself: Does my particular pickle warrant a police response? If you are ever in doubt, check out this veritable rap sheet of emergency-service abusers. And keep your loneliness, buyer's remorse, and parental complaints to yourself… unless you'd like to spend the night in
1. To get a refund from your drug dealer
Next time you have buyer's remorse after scoring some weed, don't call 911 hoping to get your money back, as Katrina Tisdale apparently did. The 47-year-old had reportedly forked over her last $50 to a drug dealer earlier this month only to realize she'd be plum out of cash until her next Social Security check arrived. Tisdale reportedly then called her local St. Petersburg, Fla., police to ask them to track down her dealer and demand a swift return of the cash. Unsurprisingly, dispatch was not eager to help. In fact, deputies arrested her for misusing the police emergency system and held her on $100 bond.
2. Because you're lonely
One night in March, 64-year-old Fleurette French reportedly hit the bottle to distract herself from her solitude. When that didn't cut it, she called 911 and reportedly complained of an illness. But when the deputy showed up at her front door, the Florida woman came clean: She was just lonely. The medic on call noted that French was "highly intoxicated" but "in no obvious distress." The deputy was going to leave it at that, but grew suspicious of French's bizarre call and looked into her history. Sure enough, she had called 911 five times before and all without an obvious emergency. French was arrested and charged with abuse of emergency service
3. To request a divorce
A 42-year-old Pennsylvania woman called police recently and asked officers to kindly 1) make her husband leave her home and 2) grant her a divorce. The police had to explain that divorce proceedings weren't in fact in their jurisdiction and that, no, they could not force her husband off the premises if he had not committed a crime. What they could offer her, however, was a citation for disorderly conduct and misusing the Erie County 911 system.
4. To complain about your mom
In March, 19-year-old Vincent Valvo — perhaps tired of defending himself with angst alone — called for backup. But after receiving a warning from police instead of the warrant for his mother's arrest as he had hoped, Valvo called 911 again because he just "didn't like how his mom was talking to him." Unfortunately for Valvo, it's not against the law for your parents to be annoying, but it is against the law to abuse the emergency response system. The visibly drunk teen was arrested that night and then released after posting $500 bond
5. To avoid bedtime
In February, a 10-year-old Massachusetts boy called the police to report his mother, who was forcing him to go to bed. The call came just after 8 p.m. on a school night and a dispatcher did actually come out to the house, but only to sit the kid down and explain to him when it is appropriate to call 911. No one was charged.
6. To complain about a sandwich
A man from Springfield, Mo., called 911 earlier this month to complain about a sandwich he purchased at a chain restaurant. No arrest or meal assistance came of the call, but police reports revealed the man had a penchant for benign emergencies, having called the system 77 times since 2010. The sandwich call sparked a further, ongoing investigation into his 911-neediness. Bizarrely, he is not the only man who has called 911 to report a disappointing run-in with a hoagie. In 2012, a Connecticut man reportedly called 911 to complain about a sandwich, to which the dispatcher said, don't buy it, th
7. To ask for cigarettes
Kathy Jividen's story boils down to a lesson in drunk-dialing. One February night, the 48-year-old Texas woman had had a few too many and thought it'd be funny to call the police and ask to have cigarettes delivered to her home. Hilarious! Instead of her cigs, however, Jividen received a visit from two unhappy deputies who arrested the "very intoxicated woman" and charged her with a misdemeanor count for abusing 911. She was released on a $1,000 bond.
Here's another one...
I bet she changed her tune once they put the handcuffs on her.
There's a funny 911 call that's at least 25 years old that they used to play on a local radio station once in a while.
The caller repeats a couple swear words in it, so be warned.
Go on YouTube and type in "911 deer call". The callers name is Joe and he gets..... well, I won't spoil it for you.
Even after all these years, that one still makes me laugh.
Tenants call me all the time simply because they are lonely. Or anytime something big happens they want to get my take on what is going on. I have a close by tenant that calls me because I can get there faster than the police.
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