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Old 12-06-2009, 04:14 PM   #31
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Congrats KC!!

Be careful though, blink your eyes just once, and they're in High school!

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Old 12-10-2009, 09:39 AM   #32
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Once when I was in the nursery there were twins. One was a boy and one was a girl.

I went over to check them over and I heard them talking! Seriously!

the lil girl said "I am a girl baby, but I dont know what that means"

The lil baby boy then Proclaims I am a Baby BOY!

the girl asked what was the difference.

Of course boys being the smarter sex- He had the answer!

"WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE?" he said... with that he kicked off his covers to show the difference.

"LOOK"..................."BLUE BOOTIES"


sorry this doesn't help in your case

Come ON! I dont care who you are...BLUE BOOTIES! Thats funny stuff!
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Old 12-10-2009, 10:12 AM   #33
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that is the difference between a great comedian and a poor comedian.

The great comedian knows his stuff is funny and would never consider pointing to that fact. The hack comedian deals in material that is often not funny but still attempts to gain the laugh by reminding (actually telling) their audience how funny something they just said was almost in an effort to embarrass them for not realizing how funny it was so they laugh to avoid the humiliation.

Your story was cute and humorous. A good comedian would not remind us of that. A poor comedian would only do it if they did not have any faith in their material.

A good comedian pauses for the laughter to die down so he can continue. A poor comedian, pauses to remind the audience they are supposed to laugh at what was just said.

and yes, the story was funny.

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Old 12-10-2009, 10:47 PM   #34
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Congrats KC!!

Be careful though, blink your eyes just once, and they're in High school!

Rob
And dating. And I say again, snap pictures and shoot videos. Every day and burn the images on to something like a CD. It is not like you have to put film in cameras anymore. You cannot go back in time. Capture everything to the point of being annoying. You may need it for extortion and bribery later.

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Capture everything to the point of being annoying. You may need it for extortion and bribery later.
And you might catch something that will win you $10,000.00 on America's funniest home videos.
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And you might catch something that will win you $10,000.00 on America's funniest home videos.
Just be very suspicious when you're gliding down the Slip n' Slide, the kids each have a wooden bat and your wife is video taping. You may find yourself thinking, "Am I about to win ten thousa" ......OOOOOWWWWW!!!

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Old 12-11-2009, 08:06 AM   #37
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And you might catch something that will win you $10,000.00 on America's funniest home videos.
And if you have a cat that will cuddle with the twins? The Animal Channel will pay you. Automatic viral internet hit. Unless yours is a butt ugly looking cat?


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