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Old 06-02-2011, 11:17 PM   #1
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Independence police responding to an alligator sighting in a suburban Kansas City pond took quick action to dispatch the big reptile.

It wasn't until after the second rifle shot bounced off the beast's head Saturday evening that the three officers realized it was a concrete lawn ornament.

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I can't say that I would have known the difference either, but that's funny.

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Hard to believe they let those idiots have real bullets. Barney Fife would be proud.
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LMAO that is funny. "Guys, it has not moved in over an hour. I don't think it's even real" "Nah, just keep shooting".
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Reminds me of this.

Originally Posted by Ron White
You ever see tape of the Kehoe brothers from Ohio, those two guys that get out of that white Suburban, it's been on COPS a few times? Those guys, folks, have a shootout with the police, at point...blank...range—nobody gets hurt. I would love to have been at that office the next day when that guy's being interviewed by the police. "And then what happened?" "Well, at that point, I unloaded my semi-automatic 9 millimeter weapon at point blank range." "And then what happened?" "They...left." Nice shooting, Elmer Fudd. There was a kid in Detroit a few years ago, shot 8 bullets, hit 9 people. These cops fired 22 shots, didn't even hit the ****in' Suburban!
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