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Old 02-11-2014, 09:27 AM   #1
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If the grass is greener on the other side......


Then maybe it's time you worked YOUR yard?

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Old 02-11-2014, 10:04 AM   #2
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If at first, you don't succeed -

Read the instructions!

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Old 02-11-2014, 12:56 PM   #3
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I am so broke,

trying to get money from me right now would be like trying to cram butter up a wildcat's butt with a hot poker. hmmm maybe that is not a good saying.
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She's so broke, she can't even afford to pay attention.
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Old 02-11-2014, 11:41 PM   #7
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My grandma used to have one that she said and we weren't sure if she made it up or if it was something people said back then -

She'd say, "Oh, she couldn't get along with her toenails." - referring to someone who is just grouchy and angry all the time.
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"Doing a good job at work is like wetting your pants in a dark suit. It gives you a warm feeling, but nobody notices."

(That was on a Charlie Brown poster I saw a long time ago.)

"When my life is over
and my time has come to pass
I hope they bury me upside down
so the whole world can
kiss my ___."
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If the grass is greener on the other side......

Then maybe it's time you worked YOUR yard?
Or, just think about his fertilizer & water bills. :-)
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Old 02-12-2014, 07:29 AM   #10
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"Put it on my account". On account I don't have any money."



(and after my 2-story addition is done, I won't have any money)
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Old 05-09-2014, 02:33 PM   #11
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A day without a laugh, is a day waste.
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The truly rich are those who enjoy what they have.
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Here, hold my beer. I'm going to try something
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Here, hold my beer. I'm going to try something
Hey ya'll. watch this!
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Old 05-10-2014, 04:07 PM   #15
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