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ddawg16 02-11-2014 09:27 AM

Saying for the day
 
If the grass is greener on the other side......


Then maybe it's time you worked YOUR yard?

rossfingal 02-11-2014 10:04 AM

If at first, you don't succeed -

Read the instructions!

BigJim 02-11-2014 12:56 PM

I am so broke,

trying to get money from me right now would be like trying to cram butter up a wildcat's butt with a hot poker. hmmm maybe that is not a good saying. :eek:

Fix'n it 02-11-2014 10:01 PM

don't eat yellow snow.

gma2rjc 02-11-2014 11:18 PM

She's so broke, she can't even afford to pay attention.

BigJim 02-11-2014 11:31 PM

I'm so broke, if turkey was selling for 10 cents a pound, I couldn't kiss a jay birds b...

gma2rjc 02-11-2014 11:41 PM

My grandma used to have one that she said and we weren't sure if she made it up or if it was something people said back then -

She'd say, "Oh, she couldn't get along with her toenails." - referring to someone who is just grouchy and angry all the time.

gma2rjc 02-11-2014 11:55 PM

"Doing a good job at work is like wetting your pants in a dark suit. It gives you a warm feeling, but nobody notices."

(That was on a Charlie Brown poster I saw a long time ago.)

"When my life is over
and my time has come to pass
I hope they bury me upside down
so the whole world can
kiss my ___."

Oso954 02-12-2014 01:13 AM

Quote:

If the grass is greener on the other side......

Then maybe it's time you worked YOUR yard?
Or, just think about his fertilizer & water bills. :-)

ddawg16 02-12-2014 07:29 AM

"Put it on my account". On account I don't have any money."



(and after my 2-story addition is done, I won't have any money)

Joeallan 05-09-2014 02:33 PM

A day without a laugh, is a day waste.

gma2rjc 05-09-2014 08:29 PM

The truly rich are those who enjoy what they have.

danpik 05-10-2014 08:12 AM

Here, hold my beer. I'm going to try something

jbfan 05-10-2014 02:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by danpik (Post 1348542)
Here, hold my beer. I'm going to try something

Hey ya'll. watch this!:thumbup:

ddawg16 05-10-2014 04:07 PM

"Just how does A failure to plan on your part constitute an emergency on my part?"


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