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Old 07-17-2013, 12:08 AM   #1
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An officer came to my door today.

He asked me where I was between 5 and 6.


I told him....Kindergarten.

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Can you prove it?

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Old 07-17-2013, 09:02 AM   #3
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Can you prove it?
Ask little Sally...........we played doctor every day
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Ask little Sally...........we played doctor every day
But, is little Sally a reliable witness?
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Define 'reliable'? She gets out of prison in 10 years so we can ask her then.
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that meets my cred checker!
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Who was the doctor?
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An officer came to my door today.

He asked me where I was between 5 and 6.


I told him....Kindergarten.
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Can you prove it?
Betcha he can't prove it..... probably never graduated from Kindergarten and doesn't have a diploma.... Just saying.....
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Betcha he can't prove it..... probably never graduated from Kindergarten and doesn't have a diploma.... Just saying.....
Yep.....I'm one of 'them'. I'm down to my last tooth
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Don't want to worry ya Dawg.... but that officer has been PM'ing all of us on this site... and he's with the "COLD CASE CHILD **** SQUAD".... and says there's no Stautute of Limitations.

Good luck.... he says you're gonna need it.
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Don't want to worry ya Dawg.... but that officer has been PM'ing all of us on this site... and he's with the "COLD CASE CHILD **** SQUAD".... and says there's no Stautute of Limitations.

Good luck.... he says you're gonna need it.
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