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ddawg16 07-17-2013 12:08 AM

Officer Came To My Door
 
An officer came to my door today.

He asked me where I was between 5 and 6.


I told him....Kindergarten.

jbfan 07-17-2013 08:43 AM

Can you prove it?

ddawg16 07-17-2013 09:02 AM

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Originally Posted by jbfan (Post 1217007)
Can you prove it?

Ask little Sally...........we played doctor every day

jbfan 07-17-2013 11:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ddawg16 (Post 1217017)
Ask little Sally...........we played doctor every day

But, is little Sally a reliable witness?

ddawg16 07-17-2013 11:25 AM

Define 'reliable'? She gets out of prison in 10 years so we can ask her then.

jbfan 07-17-2013 01:38 PM

that meets my cred checker!

MTN REMODEL LLC 07-17-2013 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ddawg16 (Post 1217017)
Ask little Sally...........we played doctor every day

Who was the doctor?

MTN REMODEL LLC 07-17-2013 01:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ddawg16 (Post 1216935)
An officer came to my door today.

He asked me where I was between 5 and 6.


I told him....Kindergarten.

Quote:

Originally Posted by jbfan (Post 1217007)
Can you prove it?

Betcha he can't prove it..... probably never graduated from Kindergarten and doesn't have a diploma.... Just saying.....:whistling2:

ddawg16 07-17-2013 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by MTN REMODEL LLC (Post 1217103)
Betcha he can't prove it..... probably never graduated from Kindergarten and doesn't have a diploma.... Just saying.....:whistling2:

Yep.....I'm one of 'them'. I'm down to my last tooth

MTN REMODEL LLC 07-17-2013 03:21 PM

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Originally Posted by ddawg16 (Post 1217017)
Ask little Sally...........we played doctor every day

Don't want to worry ya Dawg.... but that officer has been PM'ing all of us on this site... and he's with the "COLD CASE CHILD **** SQUAD".... and says there's no Stautute of Limitations.

Good luck.... he says you're gonna need it.

ddawg16 07-17-2013 04:35 PM

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Originally Posted by MTN REMODEL LLC (Post 1217136)
Don't want to worry ya Dawg.... but that officer has been PM'ing all of us on this site... and he's with the "COLD CASE CHILD **** SQUAD".... and says there's no Stautute of Limitations.

Good luck.... he says you're gonna need it.

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Catch me if you can.


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