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Doc Holliday 04-19-2012 06:54 PM

My dogs are messed up in the head.
 
Pumpkin, my 7 year old female, tries to hump Duchess, the one and a half year old female Boxer mix. Then Duchess tries to hump Bear, the one year old male Husky/Shepard mix.

And Bear, the only male, doesn't try to hump either of them.

Cookoo, cookoo. :thumbup:

Doc Holliday 04-19-2012 06:57 PM

Why do they do that? They act as if they're male dogs.

Anyone?

dougp23 04-19-2012 07:01 PM

My hens used to do that....With them it was about establishing domination, or a pecking order. Craziest thing to see, one hen climb up on the back of the other, pull the other's comb!

creeper 04-19-2012 07:35 PM

yep its a dominance thing

Doc Holliday 04-19-2012 07:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dougp23 (Post 902645)
My hens used to do that....With them it was about establishing domination, or a pecking order. Craziest thing to see, one hen climb up on the back of the other, pull the other's comb!

This reminds me of a joke.

A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went to the market looking for a rooster. He was hoping he could get a special rooster - one that would service all of his many hens. When he told this to the market vendor, the vendor replied, "I have just the rooster for you. Henry here is the horniest rooster you will ever see!"

So the farmer took Henry back to the farm. Before setting him loose in the hen house, though, he gave Henry a little pep talk. "Henry," he said, "I'm counting on you to do your stuff."

And without a word, Henry strutted into the henhouse.

Henry was as fast as he was furious, mounting each hen like a thunderbolt. There was much squawking and many feathers flying, until Henry had finished having his way with each hen. But Henry didn't stop there. Henry went into the barn and mounted all of the horses, one by one, and still at the same frantic pace.

Then he went to the pig house, where he did the same.

The farmer, watching all of this with disbelief cried out, "Stop, Henry! You'll kill yourself!"

But Henry continued, seeking out each farm animal in the same manner.

Well, the next morning, the farmer looked out and saw Henry lying there on his lawn. His legs were up in the air, his eyes rolled back, and his long tongue hanging out. A vulture was already circling above Henry.

The farmer walked up to Henry saying, "Oh you poor thing, look what you did, you've gone and killed yourself. I warned you little buddy."

"Shhhhhhh," Henry whispered, "the vulture's getting closer." :thumbup:

Jeeps 04-19-2012 08:23 PM

Yep, some dogs have issues.. Ours knows when its Taco Bell night and gets all droopy eyed if we dont hurry up :)

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