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Old 12-24-2007, 03:09 PM   #91
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Stubbie,

I will be sending good thoughts and prayers to you and your friends. I'm glad your son made it okay, terrible accidents along the way. Please know that I'm here for you, just like everyone else on this site.

Merry Christmas...

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Old 12-25-2007, 06:09 AM   #92
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... What I know of you so far, I like very much....
She likes me!!!! That's the best present ever.

Andy (Honk is definitely super model HOT now, in my book!)
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Old 12-25-2007, 09:50 AM   #93
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Andy,

Well, hello there, and Merry Christmas... I talked to Santa last night, he said the Honker 2000 plaything is a pretty complicated toy, and he couldn't have it ready by Christmas morning, especially having to add the extra buttons. (sassy, volume control, mute...... ) He's working on it though, so stay on his nice list... I did put in a good word for you there.

Hope your day's a good one. I'm wondering if I should go out and do a little fishing today....

xo,
Bonk

p.s. If you were my neighbor, you would have gotten a great stocking this year...
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Old 12-25-2007, 10:09 AM   #94
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Honktastyholidaytreatbonk,

I'll accept no Honker 2000 substitute. Did Santa say if he was going to put the controls in the small of your back right above your butt? That is where I'd like it. I bet I could think of something to put in your stocking. What would have been in mine?

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Old 12-25-2007, 10:21 AM   #95
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Andy,

I didn't have to request the location of the controls, 'cause Santa knows everything already. As far as what would have been in your (fishnet) stocking (besides my leg), you'll just have to wait 'til next year to find out...

xo, Bonk


jb, redline, and everyone,

Hope you're having a great day... Any good surprises from Santa or otherwise?

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Old 12-25-2007, 10:27 AM   #96
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...your (fishnet) stocking (besides my leg), you'll just have to wait 'til next year to find out...
Honker,

Tell me more about this leg...
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Old 12-25-2007, 10:39 AM   #97
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Andy,

Hmmm... Let's see... Well... it'd be my right one. (Just what are you looking for here?)

Hey, I already pushed it with my pulp in the orange juice comment a while back, so I'm trying to watch it...

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Old 12-25-2007, 04:42 PM   #98
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Honkmylittleelfbonk,

Awww...c'mon, just a little hint. Is it shaved or hairy?

Andy (a picture is worth a thousand words )
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Old 12-25-2007, 05:30 PM   #99
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Andy,

Shaved. Always.

You are so easy to read...

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Old 12-25-2007, 05:34 PM   #100
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I like shaved. Shaved is good. Now I'm blushing...keep pushing it.
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Old 12-25-2007, 06:49 PM   #101
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You think you're blushing.......

Just how are you making me tell you this stuff anyway? No more pushing it tonight, or I'll be off the "nice" list for next year already. Thanks for making my quiet (and a little lonely) day a fun one...

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Old 12-25-2007, 06:56 PM   #102
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Awww...Are you lonely? Just put me in your front pocket. I promise to be quiet. Won't say a peep and I'll keep you company.
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Old 12-26-2007, 02:21 PM   #103
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Andy,

Just in case you were wondering, Woodman has two strikes against him. I've been to his fishin' spot twice and didn't see him. I did leave word, though, with all the guys I saw that if a 6'4" 305 lb. dude shows up to tell him a chick was there looking for him.

And in reply to your last post, if I'm gonna' keep you in my front pocket, and you're telling me you're going to be quiet, that means I'm gonna' have to keep you shut off, doesn't it? (Or did I read you wrong on that one?)

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Honkdirtygirlybonk,

You've never had a problem with your reading. Turn me on low and I'll Puuuurrrrrrrr.

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Old 12-28-2007, 02:17 PM   #105
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Andy,

I had to take a couple days to ponder this one... Will you answer me a couple questions? 'Cause you're seriously rousing my curiosity...

Let's start here...

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Andy the troll
Do your friends call you this? Or is it a self-given nickname? I'm not a shallow girl, so no worries, but I am curious about your answer. You sure sound cute for a troll...

Does all of this still fall under your classification of "harmless flirting"? Do you bowl over all the chicks like this that happen across your path? I'm wondering just how much I need to keep myself in check here. Or maybe I'm wondering if I really need to be saving up for your plane ticket...

No meeting with Woodman, but I did try. Went to the lake four times, twice in the rain, offered the guy that seats people at the Hard Luck Diner a $10 tip if he'd call me when a 6'4" Neanderthal came in on Wednesday, yesterday, or today (I did give him a little better description than that...) but came up with nothing. So unless Stubbie and I hook up one of these weeks (I'm afraid I've totally scared him off, you're making me say naughty stuff. Stubbie, I'm harmless, and I'm still waiting...), you're just going to have to trust me in the looks department. Do you...?

And you might purr quiet, but I purr out loud (unless you toggled that mute button in the small of my back), so while I'm happy to name it Andy and carry it in my pocket, I'm not going to be able to take you with me everywhere I go. At least not on low, or any other speed for that matter...

Anxiously awaiting your reply...

xo,
Bonk


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