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Old 12-19-2007, 09:12 PM   #76
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Gentlemen, might'n it be fair to the lady if we were to submit photographs of ourselves, rather than plead piteously for ones of her? she, after all, is but one beauteous creature, while we...cads that we are.........are nothing but scurrilous "construction trash", ( though I do create heirloom quality furniture and cabinetry, such as an artesian of the old world ).

If it is m'lady's desire, I shall not hesitate to be first to comply........

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Old 12-20-2007, 02:11 PM   #77
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Woodman,

First things first... Thank you for the update on the cow. Very glad to hear it.
Still tempted and conflicted on a brief meeting..... That you're a gentleman I have no doubts, and your charm is undeniable as well, which means that it's possible I may be swayed by your 6'4" frame. Truth be told, however, I'm still looking for someone that might put a good word in for me to Andy... I can't tell if you're up for that or not. You do have my curiosity piqued, however...


TNRocks,

I gotta' tell you, I agree with you. I'm a romantic at heart, and am extremely curious to see where this story goes, if anywhere...


Stubbie,

I know you're out there... You're just not chiming in. Where's half-way? And when will you be back? Let me know, please. You can't tell me you're not getting some laughs out of this...


Andy,
xo, Bonk
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Old 12-20-2007, 09:29 PM   #78
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Neanderthal,

What do ya say?

Bonk, xoA
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Old 12-20-2007, 09:58 PM   #79
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OK, I've slept since then, just got in from the shop & hate to admit, but I don't wanna read through this whole thread to recollect .........what exactly is it that I'm so charmingly being asked to put a word in for my philosophical brethren ???????
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Old 12-21-2007, 08:46 AM   #80
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This ones my favourite... ...Definitely Hot...
Andy do you have a photo of honk?

is it ?
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Old 12-21-2007, 11:51 AM   #81
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Next week, Table Rock Dam... My schedule right now is as crazy as it gets, but I'm (to steal a phrase from Andy) tempted and conflicted about squeezing in a ten minute hello session... You still haven't answered my question, though, about putting a good word in for me with him if you think he might approve...
I very much appreciate your assurance of privacy if we were to meet, and I'm certainly not looking for compliments, but Andy and I are a long ways apart and I'm hoping someone can assure him that I don't have that adam's apple he was warned to watch out for earlier in the thread. Much too shy for pics at this point. Either way, I'm wishing you luck fishing...


redline,

I thought pics were supposed to come after you knew if someone was a nice girl....

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Old 12-21-2007, 03:12 PM   #82
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Redline,

Exactly how cool would I be if I did have a photo of the (strikingly beautiful) Honker (if that is her real name)?

Alas, If you have read the thread, I have been consistently requesting the Bonk to pose...to no avail. Perhaps she would like one of me, but has never asked.

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Old 12-21-2007, 06:06 PM   #83
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redline,

I thought pics were supposed to come after you knew if someone was a nice girl....

Honk

We know you are the girl
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Old 12-21-2007, 06:09 PM   #84
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...that I don't have that adam's apple he was warned to watch out for earlier in the thread...

Honk

a dude??
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Old 12-21-2007, 07:25 PM   #85
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I will certainly verify that to the Young Andrew, if you so desire to visit with me 'pon the shimmering waters of the Taneycomo, though I'm sure they pale in comparison to the golden tresses of the lady.........
If you happen by the Hard Luck Diner, on 76 in Branson, that's where I usually dine, and you'd be welcome to join me..they make a mean orange creamsicle shake........

OK.....crews paid, bonuses handed out to the lead men in the sections.......horses , cats & dogs all have baby sitters........I be ready to roll north............yeehaw...........off the grid for a week or so............turn off the cell......no 'puter, no TV, solar & wind for light & warm water......pristine trout waters........the enchanting lady Honker...........heaven.............
Fellas, I'd like to say I'll be thinkin' of y'all...but that'd prolly' be a lie...........
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Old 12-21-2007, 11:34 PM   #86
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Awww, whatever Neanderthal....Just tell me what she looks like.
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Old 12-22-2007, 07:04 AM   #87
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a dude??
Redline, In an attempt to draw the (strikingly beautiful) Honk into describing herself further, I have occasionally used humour to get her to bite...to no avail. Blond, green eyed and 5'6" is all we know. Any chick willing to take a panel cover off is smoking hot in my book. Plus, I think she might like me a little...Which upgrades her to supermodel status!


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Old 12-23-2007, 09:55 PM   #88
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Stubbie,

With the weather around here and up there, I'm a nervous wreck thinking about you going up to Minnesota... Since you're being your quiet little self, I don't know when you're going or coming back, but please drive careful, and for crying out loud let me know that you got back okay. I'm thinking about you...


Andy,

Part of the fun of this is that you're being such a guy about it... Don't go making me into a supermodel just yet. I will say this, though... What I know of you so far, I like very much. If you're out driving to see family, be careful, please. It's going to be an interesting week, still undecided on a meeting with Woodman, but I don't have too many other plans, so we'll see. Now you've got me curious about what he'd say...

later,
Honk

Note to everyone... Stay careful and safe over the next few days if you're traveling. Hope Santa's good to all of you...
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Hello Honker

Plans have changed. Not going to Mn but son is coming down here and in fact arrived last night. He had an interesting trip in the blizzard. I'm staying home as my very close friend just received bad news about his wifes health after a trip to the emergency room a few days ago due to severe abdominal pain. Stage 4 kidney cancer and of course she is terminal. Right now he needs all the help he can get and all the support he can get. Hell of a Christmas present.
BTW thanks much for your concern I appreciate the thoughts. I might be a bit scarce on the forum for a few weeks. So everybody take care and Merry Christmas.

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Old 12-24-2007, 09:18 AM   #90
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Stubbie,

Your friend's wife is in my prayers. Merry Christmas.

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