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Old 12-17-2007, 08:43 PM   #61
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... or sleeveless T's...
I wonder if Honkinator thinks muscle shirts are hot.....


Neanderthal,

I accept the challenge. Let's make it two out of three....My lake is Dale Hollow in the TN/KY mountains...killer smallmouth the target.

Honk, What else do I like with my champagne and OJ in the morning? Honker, of course.


Andy (still ain't worried...I know I'm HOT, I bet Honker is frikkin' smokin')

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Old 12-17-2007, 09:34 PM   #62
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I am lovin' this sh*t...

Fishing challenge..... hot.

Wanting me in the morning with your tasty beverage... HOT.

No baby-talker at the Depot... sweet.

Keep it comin'.......
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Old 12-17-2007, 11:22 PM   #63
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I might show just for the fishing! I think I might end up with my head on the wall if my wife finds thread!!!!!!
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Old 12-18-2007, 05:01 AM   #64
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My fear is that Stubbie would kick all of our asses at the "First Annual Honker Fan Club Fishing Tour". More later...xoA
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Old 12-18-2007, 06:49 AM   #65
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Redline - The pics aren't worth $150, but you are a doll. Are you coming to the first annual meeting? Don't know where or when yet...

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It would depend on the "quality" of the photo and if it would garner any of the following responses.








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Old 12-18-2007, 09:56 PM   #66
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This ones my favourite... ...Definitely Hot...
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Old 12-19-2007, 10:50 AM   #67
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......'scuse me for bailing out the other night ( tho I'm sure Andy was relieved to have a brief respite in the witty repartee and bantering ), but I got a call........as a reserve deputy sheriff and first responder, I have this lonely corner of the county, about 40 miles from the county seat all to myself........seems we get a few folks like to have too much fun on occasion & that was the case the other night...........truck loaded with drunk & high ( note: I enjoy partying, but not out while driving ! ) yahoos went thru a turn, instead of around it, and ended up tearing down a fence, hitting a cedar tree, a cow, and then as a finale, rolling over.......I got to play medic, place everyone of 'em under arrest since NO ONE was driving, and then play round-up of loose stock in the early morning hours..........I'm gettin' to old for this crap.........I wanna be able to fall asleep at my 'puter keyboard like them philosopher folks from the big city...like Atlanta.........
.........so yeah.....game back on Andy..........while during the summer I often travel to Shallotte and Calabash, NC to visit family, and could then visit your home waters, the first challenge is yet unanswered...............I, sir, will be in the shadows of the Table Rock Dam next week.......will you dare the frigid waters of the lovely Honk's treasured Ozarks to receive your trouncing at my fly line's tippet???????????

M'Lady Honk............hoping my abrupt departure can be partially excused, and that I may continue to try to woo you for your immeasurable green eyed goddess charms..........

Your Humble Servant,
Woodman, THE Neanderthal Woodworker.........
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Old 12-19-2007, 02:03 PM   #68
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Woodman,

No worries on the abrupt departure. I've had to make a few of those myself. You sure know how to pour it on, don't ya'? Next week, Table Rock Dam... My schedule right now is as crazy as it gets, but I'm (to steal a phrase from Andy) tempted and conflicted about squeezing in a ten minute hello session... You still haven't answered my question, though, about putting a good word in for me with him if you think he might approve... BTW, flannel shirts and enjoying partying but not while driving..... hot and hot. And I'm sorry to hear about the cow.



Stubbie,

Get your butt up to Minnesota and back so we can get together and have a good laugh about what I'm gettin' myself into here.... And will you come to the fishing tourney? It'd be a blast!

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Old 12-19-2007, 02:32 PM   #69
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Woodsman. My MIL lives in Whiteville. We used to go to Calabash to eat!
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Old 12-19-2007, 06:35 PM   #70
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Honkytonk Womanbonk,

Golly geez...I'm a little jealous.

Neanderthal, (if that is your real name)

Table Rock on Christmas? Sorry, I got plans... Although it does sound like the Honkster is willing to give a date out to somebody in the next 4-6 weeks...

I certainly enjoy a challenge, so as far as I care, woo away. Remember this, brother. I'm already up to a stay in the second bedroom, Mimosas, and hot massages in the morning. Should I win the Valentines day date with the (strikingly beautiful) Bonk I'd be happy to join you for a fishing trip. Any place to camp around TRL? Perhaps first location of fan club meeting?

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Old 12-19-2007, 07:04 PM   #71
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Andy,

Don't be volunteering me for dates just yet, please... There's a big difference between a ten minute hello session and a date. What's the problem? Wait, let me guess.... you don't wear flannel shirts.

And nice girls are also modest ones, so while I'm totally into a get-together with everybody to do some fishin', I'm not so sure about calling this a fan club. I don't want to disappoint...


I gotta' jump back here for just a sec, 'cause we skipped right over something...

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......More later...xoA
xoA?? Could the "x" part of that by chance be the answer to what one of your favorite things to do with a 5'6"er is? If so, very hot. I'm not sure if this was meant for jb (hey, jb... can I call you jb??) or for me, but if this was our first kiss....... HOT.

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Old 12-19-2007, 07:21 PM   #72
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The next month is going to be a busy one for me, but come late January or February I'll be looking for a little something to do on the weekends. Could you fly out and be my date? Maybe wear something sexy?...
...Will I be invited to this supposed first fan club meeting?

Honk[/quote

Many months worth of nights in the woods in the cold have taught me that 100% cotton while fly fishing in the middle of winter might not be a good idea.

xo is the grounded conductor on the secondary side of a transformer...A stands for Ampere.

Just kidding, you know damn well what it means...and I hotly kissed you a long time ago in my dreams. Done more than that, actually.


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Old 12-19-2007, 07:27 PM   #73
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Now that, Andy, is hot.

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Old 12-19-2007, 08:31 PM   #74
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Very good interesting story. If I was a screen writer I could make this into a pilot for TV show. Think of the possiblitys. Elec vs DIY women.
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Old 12-19-2007, 08:59 PM   #75
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jbfan...that's quite a drive to go to Ella's or Tony's in Calabash, we usually go to Cherry Point to Capn's Plank for dinner with the whole crew....good eatin'....
Andy, when in Branson I usually stay at the Hunters Friend, out on Indian Point, or the Indian Point Lodge out there. This time I'll be at my place, since I bought a few acres up in Texas County ( northeast of Cabool off Hwy.63 )

Fair Damsel Honkstress,
I'll look fer ya......no matter the weather I fish. Last year I was out there all alone, 'cause it was snow/sleet...sweet......those trout don't go south for the winter, they stay there waiting for me...........I'll be parked in the first lot beneath the hatchery, close to the hatchery release tube........don't know if I'll be in Big Red, or Little Blazer..........prolly recognize me easy.......6'4" tall, 304 lbs., short salt & pepper hair & beard.....smilin' like an idiot, cuz I'm fishin' and daydreamin' 'bout the fair maiden.......

BTW, cow scared, gash on flank, but not dead or crippled..........luck for her and the yahoos.......



and.........since you are the lady, and I a gentleman, I'll not share the intensity of our rendezvous, albeit in our minds, or the many faceted pleasures of the mind, soul, and flesh, we share in such an open forum........our bliss is best kept private...m'lady......'till again we meet............

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