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Old 12-15-2007, 10:02 PM   #46
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...You mean the pics that I have of a bueatiful woman, signed with love, Honker, are fake???...
and where do I get a signed photo?


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Old 12-16-2007, 01:37 PM   #47
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..........OK.....I go to Branson & Springfield quite often..........for the trout, Silver Dollar City, and the big toy stores........Bass Pro, Grizzly, etc....next trip I'm gonna try to locate Honker & check out that hot tub project.........say, did anyone ever ask if the fair maiden was available for courtin' or already spoken for????????
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Old 12-17-2007, 03:45 AM   #48
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Yea...courtin' or spoken for? Honk, I thought I was the only one who wanted pics of the (strikingly beautiful) anchorwoman bod. More after work...

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Old 12-17-2007, 02:11 PM   #49
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You guys have got me torn between being my somewhat shy self and wanting to play along... But as Andy said earlier in the thread, playing is a lot more fun.

jbfan - You're sending your money to the wrong person. But don't feel cheap, I'll get you set up. Set the date....

Redline - The pics aren't worth $150, but you are a doll. Are you coming to the first annual meeting? Don't know where or when yet...

Woodman - Hmmmm.... A mysterious new charmer steps in... It's possible that we've bumped into each other already, considering the places you mentioned. I'm no longer at the hot tub location, and while Stubbie will always be first on my take-you-out-for-a drink list, , I'm wondering... if by chance you were to be in the area and we were to bump into each other, and you thought he might approve, would you put in a good word for me with Andy? Let me know. Your "charm" skills are obvious (fair maiden and all that...), but he was my first, and I just can't get the guy out of my head. Don't tell him I said that, though...


Andy,

First of all, I want to keep this going, so I have a couple projects... Need to put a new plug on my pole lamp - it's the big old round style of plug-in and it's loose inside. Throw tips my way if you think I need 'em. (I'm saving the other one, so I can somewhat stay on topic in the future...)

Second, I am just your average green-eyed blond girl next door type, living by my lonesome, who will take it upon herself to install a new toilet when necessary (not very romantic, I know...) and (luckily) want to learn how to rewire something I haven't rewired before. That isn't a turn-on for all guys, I know, so while my good buddies (yep, I consider all of you my good buds) have jumped in with their nice talk, they can't possibly really want pics. And I'm still waiting for your response to my earlier post...

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Of course we want pics. I have pics of my buddies fishing, hunting, working on buildings, calling air strikes.
All pics of buddies, so send away!
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Old 12-17-2007, 03:09 PM   #51
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Andy,

Sorry I couldn't make it last night... I need just a tad bit more notice. The next month is going to be a busy one for me, but come late January or February I'll be looking for a little something to do on the weekends. Could you fly out and be my date? Maybe wear something sexy? I'll put you up in the second bedroom (and feel free to lock the door, I swear I don't have a spare key...). Mimosas and, well, no spa treatment for you, but I give a mean massage, in the morning. What do you say?


jbfan... You're cute, but you're also kinda' naughty, aren't ya'? If the pics you're talking about are of me, you should know the signatures are fakes. I didn't sign any of the ones I sent.....

I love a good party. Will I be invited to this supposed first fan club meeting?

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Fly out for a date? Tempted and conflicted.

Wear something sexy? I only own one pair of khakis, Honk, and somebody better be dead or getting hitched for me to be wearing them. Jeans and workboots sexy? I envisioned you in strappy toed shoes, a sundress, and little else.

Lock the door? I'd be the perfect gentleman...I do want one night in the round bed, though. Help me move it into the guest room? I'm shy, too.

Massage and Mimosas? Morning massage is my favourite. Pulp or pulp free Orange Juice?

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Second, I am just your average green-eyed blond girl next door type, living by my lonesome, who will take it upon herself to install a new toilet when necessary (not very romantic, I know...) and (luckily) want to learn how to rewire something I haven't rewired before. That isn't a turn-on for all guys...

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Andy,

I've always liked to consider myself 'one of the guys', so how can guys be turned on by 'one of the guys'?? I'm not seeing it...

I'm gonna' need a little bit of time to reply properly to your post before your last one... You've got me all flustered....

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I've always liked to consider myself 'one of the guys', so how can guys be turned on by 'one of the guys'?? I'm not seeing it...

I'm gonna' need a little bit of time to reply properly to your post before your last one... You've got me all flustered....

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(Strikingly beautiful) anchorwomen don't get all flustered. It is not part of your job. Make all your fan club members happy, and let us be the judge...I'll post one if you will.

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I'm in for that........I've always found women who are willing to throw in with the working class and get a little dirt under their fingernails to be far and away much sexier and appealing, not to mention more in possession of the all too un-common, common sense....than the diva type who call for help to change a light bulb. Darlin', you are the type of woman I could work along side of all day on our cabin in the Ozarks, then clean up a bit for a night on the town in Branson, knowin' I got a real trophy, not a plastic one.
Andy, might be a good thing you're way out east, if we's closer we'uns might hafta duel fer the affections of the fair lady Miss Honker.....

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........as a side note y'all...the motto of my crest which is my avatar is, "Rangers, Lead The Way"..........and I reckon that applies for wooing fair damsels from the beautiful Ozarks as well as anything else........
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Andy,

Tempted and conflicted, huh?
I don't want to hear about the "conflicted" part yet, I'm gonna' take the "tempted" and run with it...

Jeans and workboots... are hot. Leave the khakis at home. jb's mention of hunting and fishing... hot. I'm an animal lover, though, so make it a clean shot if possible and leave me back at the camp to build the fire (I'm a whiz at campfires ). If I saw a wounded deer I'd be giving it CPR. Show me one that's permanently asleep and I'll happily admire the rack. We're not going to be moving any beds, we'll just trade rooms for the night... And since when are you shy? Confident wit and charm on the surface and shy up close? ...hot. Pulp or pulp free... I feel like I'm being tested on this one. I don't mind a little pulp, gives my mouth something to play with... (That was pushin' it, wasn't it.....) You want pulp free, you got it.

So we're back to the "you show me yours and I'll show you mine" game, huh? Well, where pics are concerned, I mean. The only answer I can give you there is... I'll think about it. But if you want me in a sundress that means you're not flying out 'til summer, so what's the rush? I'm the shy one, Andy.


Woodman... ...wow. Impressive. But no response on if you'd put in a good word for me to Andy...

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Neanderthal,

Choose your weapon.

Honkforbreakfastlunchanddinnerbonk,

Trade rooms for the night? Does your room smell like you? HOT. I like a little pulp with my champagne...

I thought the date was for JAN. or FEB.? Strappy toed sandals and sundresses can be worn no matter the season in the privacy of ones own home.

Andy (who's not to worried about the competition )
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Andy,

My mistake on the attire... I was thinking about what I'd be wearing when I picked you up from the airport. You would have loved the strappy heels I was going to wear to your party... What else do you like with your champagne besides pulp?

"Neanderthal, Choose your weapon." ....hot.

I'm off to the Depot to grab a few things. Wish me luck that the baby-talker isn't working tonight... Better yet, wish him luck.

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OK Andy.........since you have decided to challenge for the honor of courting the fair Honk, I chose 5wt. Sage Fly Rods, in the tailwaters directly below Table Rock Dam, hand tied flies of your own creation, full catch & release, most fish brought to the net, next week..any day.....any weather.........


BTW Honk, I primarily only hunt predatory or destructive varmints like coyote & gophers........the only critter I hunt for meat is feral hogs or javelina....and that's with my own cast bullets in my pistola.........that makes it more fair ....those tuskers can get nasty.......never seen a deer attack anyone in the underbrush..........and I don't own any Khakis...just jeans & wading shorts, with flannel shirts or sleeveless T's, boots or sandals.......

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