Love Potion #9

honker

Woodman,

If my sassy wasn't off, I'd offer to tag you in myself.... Andy shouldn't be trying to make me jealous with his nurse.... I might have to teach him a lesson....


Andy,

I'm trying to take into consideration that you might be on some pretty heavy pain medication, but you gotta' be straight with me...

A look-see? Before you go back to work....... Either you already bought your sore (but sweet) a$$ a ticket or you're wanting me to do it for ya'.... Which I'm ready to do, since you conceded on the (first) match... Don't hold out, tell me when, I'm there. If you really think you're up for this, (this is crazy, Andy... are ya' with me on that?) let's cut all the baby talk and get to it. (Note to 220- your last post, #310, helped me see the light... Thanks!) A few things you should know before you get here..... First, a no from Honk means 'no, absolutely not, don't waste your time trying, you're wounded and I could take ya'... (a no from Andy means I bet I could talk you into it... ) Second, I like mushrooms on my pizza... you, too? And third, yes means 'what are you waiting for?'. Easy enough? Trust me, it will be. Give me the good word, and let's see what comes up. I'll go easy on ya'.....

Oh yeah..... clean sheets? (Is this another test...?) .....I promise they will be when you get here........ ( I can't believe I just said that.....)

Still hope you're feeling better every day... KEEP RESTING UP.

xo,
Honklet'swrapthisupyou'llbegladyoudidBonk


redline,
Okay, my quiet twenty-something friend... (I am not twenty-something anymore...) What should I be buying besides towels? I miss ya', help me out.....


Stubbie,
How am I doin'? Sounding confident? 'Cause I'm a wreck. But a laughing wreck. Any advice?
Honk

redline

Just dropped in.
How many miles seperate these two? (I have not read the whole thread)
I would donate $100 for a plane ticket for one to travel to the other.
Any one else going to donate to get these two together.

honker

redline,

You really are a sweet thing, aren't ya'? I could kiss ya' right on the face for the offer, but save your money. He already took $150 from jb for fake pics. ( kiddin' ... hey, jb... how the heck are ya'?) I got him covered, but I'm sure he doesn't need it. I'm not sure if he's teasin' me or not, but I'm gonna' get him here one way or another... Would love to be givin' him some TLC right now...

Andy and I are a mere 700+ miles apart..... Perfect for harmless flirting, not so perfect to put all this harmless flirting into action....... He told me at the beginning of this thread somewhere that patience is key.... so I'm being patient. Although, in his condition, he should be the patient, and I should be the nurse... Thanks, you're a doll!!


Andy,
xo, Bonk

Andy in ATL

Red, If I needed a bunch of money, I would of called. Unfortunatalely(sp?) my a$$ don''t need that. I'll be at the airport next WED. Soon enough? I'm patient...I do need a nurse.


Ready?

Andy in ATL

WTF?


redline?

I can afford it,





A


xoA

honker

Andy,

I can't believe you're doing this,
You sure must want that New Year's kiss.
And as your nurse I'm just suggesting
that you spend the next days resting.
Airport, Wednesday, I'll be there...
We'll start this "harmless flirt" affair......
Don't bring flowers, don't bring candy,
don't bring khakis, just bring Andy......


xo,
Bonk

(and Andy..... thanks. I mean it. Talk about courageous...)

Pudge565

maybe this is y he left the hot tub for you cuz it dont work

honker

Hello there, Pudge565...

The good news is all is well with the hot tub, which doesn't even belong to me anymore. (...Tough thread to keep up with...) The really good news is that I ended up with something a lot better than a fixed hot tub...


Andy,
xo, Bonk

Andy in ATL

Bonk

xoA

woodman51jfk

...well ........I know this is gonna upset ya both, but my work schedule is simply not going to allow me to get away to chaperon this rendezvous....so we're going to ask that you both be on your best behavior.........and treat each other with the respect I know has developed here............most sincere hopes that this is all you want it to be...........like Red Green says, "we're all in this together"..........

Andy in ATL

Respect and work load?


WtF?


thanks bro and just wait...............

honker

Hey, Woodman... Very nice..... I know you're busy, but check your emails over the weekend just in case I think a chaperone becomes necessary....


Andy,

Just wait? ...You just wait.... Less than two days left of rest time.... Get it while you can.....

xo,
Bonk (by the way, nice to have you back posting on other threads again... Hope that means you're feeling a little better...)

Andy in ATL

Dang Bonka donk,


Your are hot


xoA

honker

Andy,

Forget the pics..... Keep an open mind, face to face will tell us more than any pic possibly could.... Just get your butt on that plane....

See you tomorrow....

Bonkwe'regonnahaveablastDonk

woodman51jfk

............careful there bro.....you're obviously not matching wits with an unarmed opponent this go round.........you go girl!