Love Potion #9

honker · 01-09-2008, 09:21 PM

Andy,

Let's whoa up for just a sec... First of all, you're talking about me like I'm not even here, making some announcement to the (uninterested) public at large. It's just me... Honk... remember? And second, while you may be speaking from your (blinded) heart, Goldie Hawn really is a hottie... And I'd surely disappoint if that's what you've got people, including yourself, thinkin'... I'm not one to go looking for attention, never have been... What I'm looking for is you on my couch, and a fishin' weekend with any of my good buds that can make it, if they'll still have me... (I just wanna' be one of the guys...

)

Now on the other hand, you absolute honey of a man, if this means you're still interested in flying your sweet butt over here for a leg wrestling match, I couldn't be a more happy girl... You better be prepared,

'cause I couldn't be more ready to pony up for half your ticket...

xo,
HonkI'malittleembarrassednowsomeonehelpmeoutBonk

jbfan · 01-09-2008, 10:49 PM

Honk! The public is decidely interested!!!
If you look like Goldie or Golda, you can still be one of the guys!

honker · 01-10-2008, 04:07 AM

Aww... Thanks, jb!! I just know we're gonna' hook up over there in GA sometime, and I'm looking forward to it...

Andy,

Your response caught me a little off guard... What you said was very nice...

And about telling jb that you'll be inviting me over there sometime, I'm not trying to sound presumptuous, just hopeful....

xo,
Bonk

redline · 01-10-2008, 08:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Andy in ATL

adies??),

Honker looks like a hot version of a thirty year old Goldie Hawn...

Would that be Kate Hudson?

Piedmont · 01-10-2008, 09:34 AM

After trying to figure out why this post is still up at the top, I read the last few pages. Now I know why Andy's posts have been a little off... he's distracted!!!

redline · 01-11-2008, 02:59 PM

When will we see the wedding photos?

HouseHelper · 01-11-2008, 03:28 PM

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Originally Posted by redline

When will we see the wedding photos?

Better yet.. Will we all be invited??

honker · 01-11-2008, 06:06 PM

redline... In my wildest dreams I look like Kate Hudson, but you're so damn cute about it that I'm half tempted to print off a picture of her and sign it myself for you... As far as your last post........... Let's get Andy here first before he gets scared off... Once I've got him in my hot little hands I'll see about putting my "Honk

Andy" plan into action......

Hey, HH!! Where you been?? I haven't heard from you since I put you in my second poem (geez, way back on page 11 of this thing...) Thanks for dropping back in, I've missed all you guys that posted and then disappeared. And you were especially sweet with what you said... You are invited to anything and everything that I can talk Andy into, but maybe we should just start with a big ol' get-together around that campfire first... Like I told redline, I need a little time to put all my plans into action.

Thanks again, and I mean it.

Andy,
X,
Bonk

Andy in ATL · 01-12-2008, 10:17 AM

Honksexybonk,

I've had wild dreams about Kate Hudson.

I never said you looked like her. She doesn't really look like her Momma at all.

I said you looked like a hot young Goldie Hawn.

Wanna get a little brave? Post the pic of the small mouth bass and let the DIYer's comment on the size of the baby bass.

I ain't kiddin'

Red and HH,

Bonk and I are currently engaged in harmless flirting. Lots of harmless flirting has been accomplished on TN lakes. I propose Dale Hollow Lake as a gathering point. Google it people, It is as pretty as Honkbonk.

Andy the bass fisherman

honker · 01-12-2008, 12:45 PM

Andy,

My reply about Kate was in reponse to redline's post... Who I'm guessing has also had some wild dreams about her...

And if I wanted to get a little brave I'd post pics of myself... Again, you want your pic posted, post away...

HH and redline.... Yeah, that's what I meant to say... Andy and I are engaged in harmless flirting.... No "Honk

Andy" plan after all...

Andy in ATL · 01-12-2008, 02:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by honker

Andy,

"Honk

Andy"

Golly....Geez....That was what I was after from the get-go.

Harmless flirting sure is fun.

xoA

Andy the 'puter moron

220/221 · 01-12-2008, 03:20 PM

Did you guys boink yet?

I'm not about to read thru 15 pages of baby talk to find out.

heavyduty · 01-12-2008, 03:53 PM

I'd call old homeowner to see if it worked when he left if it didn't and he told you it did i'd let his money fix the problem. more power to ya if if you can fix the problem yourself i've had some apprentices that wouldn't be able to trouble shoot this but it sounds like your on the right track. alot of electrcity is common sense. Turn off main before opening panel many good electrcians have been hurt by taking that for
granted.

Andy in ATL · 01-12-2008, 05:23 PM

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Originally Posted by heavyduty

I'd call old homeowner to see if it worked when he left if it didn't and he told you it did i'd let his money fix the problem. more power to ya if if you can fix the problem yourself i've had some apprentices that wouldn't be able to trouble shoot this but it sounds like your on the right track. alot of electrcity is common sense. Turn off main before opening panel many good electrcians have been hurt by taking that for
granted.

My union electrician bro...

We solved the problem a couple mos ago

where are you from?

honker · 01-12-2008, 06:19 PM

Well, hello there, 220..! I've been asking about you... In case you disappear again, I gotta' tell you that your post a long time ago (just found it... #125) was one of the funniest, and I'm laughing right now thinking about it. We have a tentative date set for indian leg wrestling and some more of what Andy calls "harmless flirting"... The guy is throwin' me again. Any advice? Any more laughs? Throw it my way, please...

Andy,

It could very well just be me, but you are a puzzle. A very cute puzzle, though...

xo,
Bonk