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Old 06-18-2011, 10:39 PM   #16
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Oh I can just feeeeel the depth of emotional connection here. Should be an interesting relationship.

I just so happened to bump into the neighbor girl while at lunch with my boss yesterday, she was drinking with friends at about 3:30 in the afternoon. I told the girls that I was moving in and that I'd appreciate it if they could keep the noise level down as one of my two rooms, the one I'll be sleeping in for the first few weeks () is closest to their home and they are loud, very. I know from the first night I met them and they were all hitting on me. That sounds corny but it's true. I left that first night because I didn't want anything to interfere with my room........mate.

Their response was, "Don't move in."

Outside of that, I'll be meeting with my adorable roomie at The Home Depot tomorrow morning to pick out paint colors. But you are right, this is going to be interesting. I went and saw her yesterday and she was in what I'm guessing are her normal around the house clothes, shorts and a lacey female tank top. I couldn't breathe.

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Old 06-18-2011, 10:42 PM   #17
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A fun question. See if you can answer this in two seconds or less.


What color are her eyes?
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A fun question. See if you can answer this in two seconds or less.


What color are her eyes?
Hazel and beautiful. Long, dark brown wavy hair. About 5' 6" tall, light olive skin. Soft pink lips. Nice bum too.
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Did she ever run in the Preakness?












Okay, I apologize, just couldn't pass it up. The description was what did it.
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Horses height is meausered in units of hands and I've never looked at a horse and thought to myself, "Man, those are some soft and vibrant pink lips, I would like to kiss those one day" and "What a nice rear, I'd also like to kiss that one day."

You're strange.
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No denying that!

I see you haven't known many horses.









It was a joke for God's sake, not necessarily a good joke, but none the less a joke.
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I get that it was joke, a very, very bad one though, and they're only getting worse.
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I went and saw her yesterday and she was in what I'm guessing are her normal around the house clothes, shorts and a lacey female tank top. I couldn't breathe.

Careful, at some point that'll change from infatuation to suffocation.
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Careful, at some point that'll change from infatuation to suffocation.

If she stays as gorgeous and sweet as I'm thinking she will, I'm hoping and counting on it.

Out to go and paint with her. Wish me luck!
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If she stays as gorgeous and sweet as I'm thinking she will, I'm hoping and counting on it.

Out to go and paint with her. Wish me luck!
Without pics, it didn't happen.
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Without pics, it didn't happen.

Man, I spoke with her last night and told her I'd call between 9 and 10 this morning and she irked out a, "That's SOOOOOO early!"

I gave her an exra 15 minutes and then called at 10:15 and she's still sleeping.

Half the day is wasted.
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Uh oh, you are a day person and she's a night person?
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Man, I spoke with her last night and told her I'd call between 9 and 10 this morning and she irked out a, "That's SOOOOOO early!"

I gave her an exra 15 minutes and then called at 10:15 and she's still sleeping.

Half the day is wasted.
It's a sign bro. She's a night owl. You are about to enter a life of exhausting nights out and endless work days, while averaging an hour of sleep a night.

All the ones that take your breath away are certain to cause a slow death. Don't say you weren't warned.

You can only hope that she is very close to the neighbor girl.
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It's a sign bro. She's a night owl. You are about to enter a life of exhausting nights out and endless work days, while averaging an hour of sleep a night.

All the ones that take your breath away are certain to cause a slow death. Don't say you weren't warned.

You can only hope that she is very close to the neighbor girl.

I would despise that as the neighbor girl is a straight up drunk (slut) with no self respect. She drinks all day and every day, has two young children from two different fathers and she does not work much as she is apparently half business owner of a conctrete/foundation company so she just collects money and my room mate girl does not consider her a friend, thank The Lord.

I have a feeling I'll be calling the police on the neighbors soon enough.

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