Just a funny story

Duckweather

While working on a siding job, one of the guys on the staging called down a measurement of sixty seven and fourteen sixteenths. The boss looked at his tape, looked back up and hollered "That isn't the right way to measure, reduce that fraction! The guy call back down, "OK sixty seven and thirteen sixteenths". Anyone remember the TV show I'm Dickens, He's Fenster?

danpik

I mess with people that way sometimes. Yesterday, someone asked me how tall I am...my reply was, I am 5'15"...their reply was, You look taller. A while later they figured it out.

A friend of mine, who is shorter than average, commented once, when someone said her legs were too short "what do you mean, they touch the ground