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Old 04-26-2013, 01:26 AM   #1
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I got this from a co-worker.....


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DO NOT wash your hair in the shower!!

It's so good to finally get a health warning that is useful!!!
IT INVOLVES THE SHAMPOO WHEN IT RUNS DOWN YOUR BODY WHEN YOU SHOWER WITH IT. WARNING TO US ALL!!!

Shampoo Warning! I don't know WHY I didn't figure this out sooner! I use shampoo in the shower! When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body, and printed very clearly on the shampoo label is this warning, "FOR EXTRA BODY AND VOLUME."

No wonder I have been gaining weight! Well! I got rid of that shampoo and I am going to start showering with Dawn Dishwashing Soap. It's label reads, "DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE."
Problem solved! If I don't answer the phone, I'll be in the shower!

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........ Good one ddawg! Thanks for posting it.

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thats pretty good

reminds me of this joke : wife says to husband "you should go to the doctor and get some of "those" pills". husband goes to the pharmacy and gets a bottle of pills. he brings them home and gives them to her. they are diet pills for her.

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thats pretty good

reminds me of this joke : wife says to husband "you should go to the doctor and get some of "those" pills". husband goes to the pharmacy and gets a bottle of pills. he brings them home and gives them to her. they are diet pills for her.

And...the doctors say that he might live.....
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Fix'n it, that reminds me of this one...

A woman was hinting to her husband about what she
wanted for her upcoming birthday.

She said, "Before breakfast, I want to see something
shiny in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in
about 3 seconds."

The morning of her birthday came and she ran out
to the driveway expecting to find car keys in the
wrapped box sitting there with a bow on top.

Inside the box, she found a bathroom scale.

Their divorce will be final next month.
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Fix'n it, that reminds me of this one...

A woman was hinting to her husband about what she
wanted for her upcoming birthday.

She said, "Before breakfast, I want to see something
shiny in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in
about 3 seconds."

The morning of her birthday came and she ran out
to the driveway expecting to find car keys in the
wrapped box sitting there with a bow on top.

Inside the box, she found a bathroom scale.

Their divorce will be final next month.

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