Our company had a nasty habit of hiring guys right out of school, paying them nothing and then rolling them over as soon as they knew something. The turn-over rate in Estimating and Design was ridiculous and each new batch would make all the same mistakes (The company's documentation procedures were lousy)
I was going through some old documents on the computer and came across this bit of nonsense I must have written after Estimating shorted me $1,000 in steel beams and lintels on my Production Job.
I thought it was humorous at the time I wrote it, YMMV
Can correctly identify Shinola 3 out of 5 times*
*Under ideal conditions