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Old 02-15-2013, 06:04 AM   #1
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Funny Valentines Story

I go into Wawa Valentines' night (local convenience chain) to get some milk. At the dairy cooler there's a gruff, big, sea captain type looking guy who appears to be in his 70's, he's looking at a can of whip cream. I says to him, "taking some whip cream home for Valentines night, huh?. He's oblivious to the reference. Says he's doesn't know why he's getting it, but it's for his son. As I walk away he's in tow, grumbling about never smoked a day in his life but he has to get him cigs as well. Everything you need for the night, the before and after.
I get to the counter and tell the young girl about it, and here comes the guy who sets the whip cream down with a bit of a thud, still oblivious. The girl is trying to hide the fact that she's ROLF. I turn to him and suggest he not only get two cans of it, but that he go over and get some chocolate syrup as well. Zoom, right over his head. I look at the girl, poor girl, now she's ROLF and peeing herself. Just as the quietly hysterical girl completes my transaction, I turn to the guy and tell him to tell his son that the guy at the Wawa said chocolate sauce will make a great experience even better. Zoom, right over his head. I'm now walking away, and I can't see her, but I can now hear her laughing hysterically. As I get outside, hysterical myself, I see her, uncontrollable as well, and there he is, standing there, still oblivious with his hand out, waiting for an inexplicably hysterical young girl to give him his change. I wonder if his next stop was the drug store?

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Old 02-15-2013, 06:32 AM   #2
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Whipped cream? -
Chocolate syrup? -
Must be making a "Sundae"!
(Hope they're going to put a cherry and some nuts on it!)
Maybe, a Banana Split!
Who knows!

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Old 02-15-2013, 07:05 AM   #3
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Was that you last night Ross?
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Old 02-15-2013, 07:23 AM   #4
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You know it's funny when you can get a complete stranger laughing like that. She probably texted all of her friends with the story.

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Old 03-06-2013, 04:12 AM   #5
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Itís funny to see someone laughing loudly especially when stranger.
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