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Old 05-28-2009, 07:48 PM   #1
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The Funnies


I dialed a number and got the following recording:

'I am not available right now, but Thank you for caring enough to call.
I am making some changes in my life. Please leave a message after the
Beep. If I do not return your call, You are one of the changes.'

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My wife and I had words, But I didn't get to use mine.

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Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses.

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Blessed are those who can give without remembering
And take without forgetting..

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The irony of life is that, by the time You're old enough to know your way
around you're not going anywhere. ( this one is me)

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God made man before woman so as to give him time to think
Of an answer for her first question.

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I was always taught to respect my elders,
But it keeps getting harder to find one.

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Every morning is the dawn of a new error

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