I stole this from an old friend.
A gambler who never gets to shuffle, cut or deal.
A poker game in which the losing hand wins.
A wild guess carried out to two dedimal points.
A contractor who is wondering what he left out.
The cost of construction in Heaven.
The conductor of an orchestra in which every musician is in a different union.
CRITICAL PATH METHOD:
A management tefhnique for loosing your shirt under perfect control.
A protective coating made by half-baking a mixture of fine print, red tape, split hairs and baloney-usually applied at random with a shotgun.
A tourniquet applied at the pockets
A point at which liquidated damages begin.
A penalty for failing to achieve the impossible.
People who comein after the war is lost and bayonet the wounded
"I'm twisted, not sick. Sick implies, I'll get better"
Installing since 1973