I stole this from an old friend.
A gambler who never gets to shuffle, cut or deal.
A poker game in which the losing hand wins.
A wild guess carried out to two dedimal points.
A contractor who is wondering what he left out.
The cost of construction in Heaven.
The conductor of an orchestra in which every musician is in a different union.
CRITICAL PATH METHOD:
A management tefhnique for loosing your shirt under perfect control.
A protective coating made by half-baking a mixture of fine print, red tape, split hairs and baloney-usually applied at random with a shotgun.
A tourniquet applied at the pockets
A point at which liquidated damages begin.
A penalty for failing to achieve the impossible.
People who comein after the war is lost and bayonet the wounded
...and all true.:)
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