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Old 10-03-2012, 02:33 AM   #16
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Could be funny if I did not bank in Nigeria. And the 17 year old nymph from Ghana promised showed up with an ATM card and full access to her family funds. People are in envy and wonder how this lazy old fat assed grumpy bastard got a women like her.

I will post pictures soon. Meanwhile I swim in US dollars and some euros. I took the chance and sent all bank information and personal identification. The next day? Billions were direct deposited into my account and she is here.

She got a sister?

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She got a sister?
Beula was experimented on before someone created multiples in the US. She seems much smarter than either Octomom and her idjut doc. She has 12 cloned identical twins and all need someone like us to get the other 11 out of Ghana.

Now swimming in dollars and euros that I thought would never come my way, I need a partner just to handle some funds for me and my lawyer, Farley Krasdonovic, has identified Maryland and its banking laws more suitable and capable of accepting large international transfers than banks in Chicago.

We would like to send you a small amount of money to test your banks ability to handle international funds. Would you please send your bank routing number with your account information at your earliest convenience.

You may have up to seven of the cloned women if you act quickly. All have been checked for hoof and mouth diseases and they have been trained to never be at all, shall we say, snarly at least monthly. Well actually, she has only been here, sleeping on the sidewalk at night, for two weeks. She could turn into one of our species with well manicured claws.

Thinking about it, Chris, I volunteer at a no kill cat place. I wash the strays and seem to be good at trimming claws. Having heard growls from Hades some little cat is never going to get away with copping an attitude on me. Spikezilla was 25 pounds of orange tabby. I picked him up once when he was not into the idea and he shredded a cotton shirt and scratched me. I took it as sign I had been negligent about trimming claws. Of course I want to bring all home. You know news only covers cat ladies. What if... And with a flock of identical twinned or cloned 17 year old girls from Ghana? And 100 cats?

Need a kitten? Shot spayed and neutered? No fleas. I really could find you 12 matching from an abandoned litter.


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