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Macroloft Conversions 03-14-2006 03:52 AM

Macrobuild/Macroloft
 
Hi There, we are a relatively long running company who specialise in loft conversions.

slickshift 03-14-2006 06:44 AM

Mr. Bun: Morning.
Waitress: Morning.
Mr. Bun: Well, what you got?
Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg, sausage and bacon; egg and SPAM; egg, bacon and SPAM; egg, bacon, sausage and SPAM; SPAM, bacon, sausage and SPAM; SPAM, egg, SPAM, SPAM, bacon and SPAM; SPAM, sausage, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, bacon, SPAM, tomato and SPAM; SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, egg and SPAM; Vikings start to sing in background SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, lovely SPAM, lovely SPAM. SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, baked beans, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM and SPAM or Lobster Thermidor au Crevettes with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and SPAM.
Mrs. Bun: Have you got anything without SPAM?
Waitress: Well, there's SPAM, egg, sausage and SPAM. That's not got much SPAM in it.
Mrs. Bun: I don't want any SPAM!
Mr. Bun: Why can't she have egg, bacon, SPAM and sausage?
Mrs. Bun: That's got SPAM in it.
Mr. Bun: It hasn't got as much SPAM in it as SPAM, egg, sausage and SPAM has it?
Mrs. Bun: Could you do me egg, bacon, SPAM and sausage without the SPAM then?
Waitress - Uuuuuuggggh!
Mrs. Bun: What do you mean Uuuuggg! I don't like SPAM!
Vikings: SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, lovely SPAM, lovely SPAM, wonderful SPAM
Waitress: Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Bloody vikings. You can't have egg, bacon, SPAM and sausage without the SPAM.
Mrs. Bun: I don't like SPAM!
Mrs., Bun - Don't make a fuss, dear. I'll have your SPAM. I love it. I'm having SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, Lovely SPAM, Wonderful SPAM. SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, Magnificent SPAM, Superlative SPAM. SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, Wonderful SPAM, Surgical SPAM, Splendiferous SPAM!
Vikings: SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, lovely SPAM, lovely SPAM, wonderful SPAM
Waitress: Shut up! Baked beans are off.
Mr. Bun: Well, can I have her SPAM instead of the baked beans?
Waitress: You mean SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, and SPAM?
Vikings: SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM. Lovely SPAM! Wonderful SPAM! lovely SPAM! Wonderful SPAM. SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! Lovely SPAM! Lovely SPAM! Lovely SPAM! Lovely SPAM! SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM. Lovely SPAM! Wonderful SPAM! lovely SPAM! Wonderful SPAM. SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! Lovely SPAM! Lovely SPAM! Lovely SPAM! Lovely SPAM!
SPAAAAAAAAAM! SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM!


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