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Old 10-11-2012, 10:01 AM   #61
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"-this thread makes no sense" That's because you don't sense the gravity of the situation. I used to get my gravity at the Big Bang Store, now i get it wholesale at the dimensional supply house. Black Hole Brand, extra concentrated, you have to dilute it with Inter-Stellar matter, but it covers in one coat, no prime directive needed. Just don't spill it on the Space Time Continuum .

Yummmm- Spotted Spam with a big ladle of gravity.

here's a pic of some unlicensed boards, showing proper alignment of plumb bob in the 17th dimension. ( Plumb Bob is just a nick-name, actual name is Absolute Robert.)
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Old 10-11-2012, 11:28 AM   #62
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Plumb Bob had a hard time because, as we know, due to quantum mechanics, there are no absolutes in the universe, merely the illusion given your impression from your relative time/space vantage point. While it may not look plumb to you, it's perfectly fine in his universe.
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Old 10-11-2012, 12:10 PM   #63
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That's easy... just stalk Joecap and leave a useless comment after each of his post. Fallow that with your normal post and you will pass up DM in no time.
I agree.
BTW You misspelled "fellow."
To save valuable time, just quote the post and add "I agree"
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Old 10-11-2012, 12:11 PM   #64
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I agree.
BTW You misspelled "fellow."
To save valuable time, just quote the post and add "I agree"
I disagree. Save even more time by just quoting and adding nothing.
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Old 10-11-2012, 12:12 PM   #65
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I disagree. Save even more time by just quoting and adding nothing.
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Old 10-11-2012, 05:51 PM   #66
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Good grief----this thread makes no sense----I'm going back to the spam spotting site---
"Good grief"?
Huh!?!
Who are we talking to "Charlie Brown"?!?

"Thread"?
Speaking of "thread" -
I like to take some threads - twist them together, and make some string!
Then, I take the string and use it to line up -
Wait for it!!!
"POSTS"!!
Most excellent!!!
(Speaking of "posts" - what's my "post count" up to??)
Guess I got to take a drive in the country: and, count some more posts!!
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(By the way - if you're going to get some "spam" - can you pick up some pineapple slices, too!?!)
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Old 10-13-2012, 11:32 PM   #67
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another way to get your post count up is to wait till a thread is dead, then post one last time.
If others post also, you can do it over and over.
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Old 10-13-2012, 11:50 PM   #68
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You have post #67, but I doubt that anyone will add another post to make #68 in this thread.
It's just not likely to happen.
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Old 10-14-2012, 11:32 AM   #69
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another way to get your post count up is to wait till a thread is dead, then post one last time.
If others post also, you can do it over and over.
And over.

And now over to our Eye in the Forum Reporter, Chip Chap, out in the thread, what's the post count look like out there, Chip?

Well, Dooey, there was a minor jam at post 67 when ross made a post that could have been broken down into several smaller ones and at 61 some idiot wasted valuable posting time searching through files for a pointless picture.
But the OP made it through those jams and mae-ling may lengthen the post count, which is slowly but surely adding up. This is Chip Chap taking you back to Dooey Chit-Chat in the DYI Chatroom studios.
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I guess useless babble is another way to add to your post count.
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Old 10-14-2012, 11:16 PM   #71
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Is it Miller time yet?
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Is it Miller time yet?
It's 5pm somewhere, why not?
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Old 10-15-2012, 10:00 AM   #73
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"I guess...." guessing is unprofessional, or didn't you learn that lesson from what happened to poor joe?

Besides, it was pointless babble, not useless as it did increase post count. And I thought that was the point. Wait, if that was the point then....

( Don't waste time with logic, just post meaningless babble.)
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Old 10-17-2012, 11:59 AM   #74
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74 posts in this useless thread = We need to get a life!
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Old 10-17-2012, 03:04 PM   #75
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I have a life, according to the Mailbox Murderer its pathetic, I prefer to view it as useless. Correspondeo ergo sum.


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