A light hearted thread.

notmrjohn · 10-09-2012, 05:59 PM

Tell people not to string string from HD or other big box, they only sell cheap imported string. All string must come from real string store or string supply house. Especially when stringer lives in rural area full of posts but far from material sources.

While driving along counting posts, knock down mail boxes, start thread denying full financial responsibility for replacing box. That's sure to start long thread with many opportunities to post.

chrisn · 10-09-2012, 06:00 PM

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Originally Posted by notmrjohn

mae-ling, no they weren't, birds ate the crumbs, the witch got 'um. The witch's house was not built to code.Ginger bread should never be used for load bearing walls. And she used "No Primer Needed" interior icing on exterior.

I heard she used this
Even worse than icing

notmrjohn · 10-09-2012, 07:05 PM

She used these to put it on. I hear it took 3 coats. No wait that was Goldilocks that used the three behrs.
( Do not pass up opportunity to make bad pun.)

JasperST · 10-09-2012, 09:03 PM

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Originally Posted by notmrjohn

She used these to put it on. I hear it took 3 coats. No wait that was Goldilocks that used the three behrs.
( Do not pass up opportunity to make bad pun.)

It took three coats because she was a thinner. A voice said "You have thinned! Repaint and thin no more!"

creeper · 10-09-2012, 09:20 PM

groan...Hey Nathan, we should have a no thankyou button

ddawg16 · 10-09-2012, 09:20 PM

Oh lord, I can't Behr to read any more....

Canucker · 10-09-2012, 09:21 PM

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Originally Posted by mae-ling

I was wondering how to get my post count up?

4 easy steps.
1. Move to Mesquite, Texas.
2. Become the south end of a north bound horse
3. Bring dynamite for your new reno business
4. Ask questions here on how to fix what you started with the dynamite

Canucker · 10-09-2012, 09:27 PM

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Originally Posted by creeper

groan...Hey Nathan, we should have a no thankyou button

No comments from the peanut gallery. Especially the ones responsible for this 10 page wonderment. lol Girl, You're My Darling Angel

Dan101 · 10-09-2012, 09:29 PM

followed this one to here and now I am really confused but I learned alot about string and theads

creeper · 10-09-2012, 10:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Canucker

No comments from the peanut gallery. Especially the ones responsible for this 10 page wonderment. lol Girl, You're My Darling Angel

Don't forget about ;

Michael Phelps
Hi Buddy
Hey Doc
Hey Lover
I'm in love
and countles other threads that we highjacked..

**TheEplumber** · 10-10-2012, 12:09 AM

I can't believe I read all this....
I'm going back to the plumbing board- no, not the one that issued my license

rossfingal · 10-10-2012, 09:38 PM

Strings -
Posts -
I can hardly "Behr" this!!
Speaking of string -
I get all my string at the Quantum Physics, String Theory Store -
never, at one of them, there "Big Box" stores!
According to "String Theory" - there isn't 3 dimensions + time -
there's something in the order of 21 to 26 dimensions!
I always thought there was "X", "Y", "Z" axis -
you know "Level", "Plumb", and "Square" -
Time?!?
We all strive to do things in a "timely" fashion.
"Yeah, I know, we said it would take 3 days and we've been here for a week".
"What kind of a job do you want"?
"Good, Bad, or Ugly"?!? (Decent movie! - Thanks Clint!)
Sorry, I didn't mean to "string" you along - I think it's "time" to close
this "post" out.
(Ha, ha, ha - I covered "string", "time", and "post" - all at once!)
I'm getting kind of "strung" out with this "post" -
I think it's "time" to end it!!!
He, he, he!!
+1

"RF"