Tell her that you don't need night lights, when she's the light of your life.
You might get lucky or she'll just put on her hip waders.
Or she'll get pissed, you'll wind up with a black eye and she'll find a model that costs $90! HA!
The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves,"You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." - George Carlin