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08-07-2009, 01:44 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Suburbs of Detroit Mi
Posts: 3,702
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Hey YoYzi! I got 'Yo
BEST YO MOMMA JOKES
Yo momma so poor she didn’t have enough money for your abortion and Im left now paying your child support. _ Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said, “Sorry, No Professionals.” _ Yo momma so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends. _ Yo mama so poor… she hangs the toilet paper out the window to dry _ Yo momma so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say ,”Damn, is it Halloween already?” _ Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch! _ Yo momma so poor burglars break in her house and leave money. _ Yo momma so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye. _ Yo mamma so fat I took a pic of her last christmas & its still printing _ Yo momma so poor when I ring the doorbell she says, “DING!”
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