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hvaclover 11-22-2008 12:23 PM

Clean your furnace and toilet
 
How to clean your toilet..........











1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe himwhile you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds.Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat isactually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times.This provides a "power-wash" and rinse".

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can,and quickly lift both lids.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet,streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.
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Sincerely,
The Dog

























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key1cc 11-22-2008 12:42 PM

LMAO....

...and the furnace?

Key1

Fox E 11-22-2008 12:57 PM

HV Duct Cleaning
 
Prior to the bowl scrub ..
  • Spray cat with Pledge
  • Put the cat in a floor duct.
  • Replace cover
  • Go to a different room and call it's name.
  • Repeat in each room
  • When finished, open cover
  • Remove cat.
  • Place dust ball dirty cat in pillow case.
  • go to post one
  • :laughing:

mandarinmint 11-22-2008 03:07 PM

Hilarious. That's so sad. . .it reminds me of that Yellow Pages commercial where this guy spills some cereal on the ground. . .looks around and sees his pomeranian. He flips the dog over and uses its fur to brush the pieces into a dust bin. When he lets go of the dog, the dogs does a nice shake and then moves on like nothing happened!! (on the bottom of the screen it says "do not try this at home") . . so funny!

Clutchcargo 11-22-2008 03:18 PM

You should be ashamed of yours... Awe F' it, that is friggin hilarious.

Fox E 11-22-2008 03:32 PM

Love Cats
 
If there are any cat lovers out there, I'm willing to share recipe's.

1610 CUB 11-22-2008 05:08 PM

I bet that makes for one nasty hair-ball.
How many cats you lost that way?


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