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Old 08-22-2014, 07:57 AM   #16
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Old 08-22-2014, 08:16 PM   #17
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I stayed at home with both of my girls when they were babies, and was the one that got up with them at night for bottles and changing. Seriously, what's the big deal? Changing a diaper and wiping a butt, I never hesitated. Now, vomit, that's a different story. I can't be in the same room whether it's a kid, adult or the dog.
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I stayed at home with both of my girls when they were babies, and was the one that got up with them at night for bottles and changing. Seriously, what's the big deal? Changing a diaper and wiping a butt, I never hesitated. Now, vomit, that's a different story. I can't be in the same room whether it's a kid, adult or the dog.
That's different. If you're a sympathy puker, most spouses would understand that.

Wiping butts is not a big deal.

"My wife and I have a deal" are you .... kidding me?? You're still married after you said that the first time?

If your kid can't wipe it himself, and you're unwilling to do it for him, then don't take the poor child out by yourself. He wont like walking around with sticky cheeks any more than you would. In the mean time, carry on being a............"parent"
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No way! I ain't wipin no butts. I don't mind puke at all. Doesnt bother me. We have a deal, she wipes the butts and other things, I take care of other guy stuff like teaching him to fish, hunt, and pick up women.
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If that's true then she should have left your a$$ long ago. I feel sorry for her, and your child(ren).

I guess it's "her job" to take care of the inside of the house, while you take care of the outside, right? As in mow the yard........once a week....for 5/6 months.
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If that's true then she should have left your a$$ long ago. I feel sorry for her, and your child(ren).

I guess it's "her job" to take care of the inside of the house, while you take care of the outside, right? As in mow the yard........once a week....for 5/6 months.
no, actually I do all the grocery shopping, cook the food, do the house chores, mow grass, make her breakfast and dinner and other misc stuff
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Her birthday and valentines day don't make up for the other 363 days of slacking

Even if not, that's your child too...learn to clean him up once in a while and you can take him out for a guys day any time. The reward is worth the price.
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I have four kids age 26 to 10. I wouldn't worry about it too much. Just encourage the child to wipe his own butt. Give him some basic instructions. The big thing with kids I think is they don't know how much TP is too much sometimes. Show him how much to use and how to fold it and he should be OK. Make sure he washes his hands. They won't kick him out of school or hold him back for not wiping his butt in the bathroom. Kids that age need minimal butt wiping in the first place. If he was still wetting his pants, that would be a bigger problem in school. They would send him home or even keep him back a year if he were doing that.
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The day will come Cletis when you'll need someone to wipe your butt again. Probably won't get any family volunteers, you'll have to rely on the nurses that work at your nursing home.
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The day will come Cletis when you'll need someone to wipe your butt again. Probably won't get any family volunteers, you'll have to rely on the nurses that work at your nursing home.
Unless you get elected to congress, then people will be paid to wipe your butt.
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Unless you get elected to congress, then people will be paid to wipe your butt.
When instead they should be kicking it.
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Little ones that age usually wipe themselves. Who knows why, but now and then they just need some assistance. We all probably needed help at that age once in a while - including you Cletis.

Poor kid. His little feet probably don't even reach the floor yet when he's sitting on the potty. Maybe he's scared of falling off when he's reaching back with the paper in his hand, which only leaves him one hand to hold onto the seat for balance.

I have one little guy who is 4 and goes potty on his own. Once in a great while he'll call me into the bathroom to help him wipe. One day I grabbed some paper and crumpled it up in my hand. As I was going to wipe his little bottom, he spoke to me with the tone of a teacher, giving a lesson, "No! you have to fowd it wike dis Bawb!" and he showed me how to fold the t.p.

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Cletis. Have your child joint the site when he/she turns 14(site rules, must be older then 13). Then he/she can ask for DIY butt wiping instructions.
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Dan has the solution 4 U.

Straight or angled models.

Can stay 18-27" away from that nasty mess.

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I don't wipe butts.
So who wipes yours?

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