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Old 08-21-2014, 10:49 PM   #1
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This is my first kid, when do they normal start wiping their own butt ? Mine is 4.25 yrs old and still wants us to wipe it

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Old 08-21-2014, 10:59 PM   #2
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This is my first kid, when do they normal start wiping their own butt ? Mine is 4.25 yrs old and still wants us to wipe it
You're kidding, right?

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You're kidding, right?
I doubt he is kidding.

After all, it is Cletis
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Old 08-21-2014, 11:09 PM   #4
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This is very serious. I don't wipe butts. Never had to change a diaper and I want to start taking him out for the day, but I fear having to wipe his butt. Do I have another year or two or is he behind (pardon the pun) a bit???
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I don't know.... but children often learn from, and mimic their parent....?
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This is very serious. I don't wipe butts. Never had to change a diaper
Huh? Is this your child? How can you have a child and not change a diaper or wipe a butt?
When you say you "don't wipe butts", what does that mean? You don't know how or are unwilling to do so?

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and I want to start taking him out for the day, but I fear having to wipe his butt. Do I have another year or two or is he behind (pardon the pun) a bit???
I'm not too sure I understand this.. why would you fear having to wipe his butt?
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Huh? Is this your child? How can you have a child and not change a diaper or wipe a butt?
When you say you "don't wipe butts", what does that mean? You don't know how or are unwilling to do so?


I'm not too sure I understand this.. why would you fear having to wipe his butt?
I don't wipe butts. My wife and I have a deal

NO BUTT WIPING !!
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I don't wipe butts. My wife and I have a deal

NO BUTT WIPING !!
Wow.. Another parent who isn't willing to provide proper care for their child.
I would be thoroughly ashamed of myself...

What the bleeping heck is wrong with people these days.. ?? Some people should not breed...
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He should be 'trying' to do it by now. By 3 or so, both my boys were doing it. We would just 'inspect' and do any touch up's as necessary.

Girls? By 2 they are pretty much taking care of business.
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I don't wipe butts. My wife and I have a deal

NO BUTT WIPING !!
I'd wipe my wife's butt if need be.

When our kids were born....when they woke up at night, I got up, changed the diaper and then brought them to the bed where my wife would toss out a 'jug' and feed the baby. When done, I would deposit child back in the proper sleeping container.

Team effort. Wiping butts is nothing to some of the butts I've had to clean up off the streets.
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Tell him that butt wiping is a 'do it yourself' project-------
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You take care of them (kids) when they are young, and if you are lucky they will take care of you when you are old.

Butt wiping is no big deal, I have cleaned many babies bottoms, not only my children, others too that I did not know, nor ever knew again.

It is just a humane thing to do to care for the helpless.


Sad that you will not care for your own offspring.

As Paulbob said earlier " SOME SHOULD NOT REPRODUCE".


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